1
00:00:19,566 --> 00:00:20,833
(BARKING)

2
00:00:27,133 --> 00:00:29,000
 (BARKS AND WHIMPERS)

3
00:00:53,033 --> 00:00:54,300
 (CHATTERING)

4
00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:58,090
 Uh, you better have
a look at this, sir.

5
00:01:00,340 --> 00:01:01,810
 Ah, commercial flight.

6
00:01:01,990 --> 00:01:03,580
 Uh, no.
Too fast, sir.

7
00:01:03,670 --> 00:01:06,430
 One of our own?
Air Force has
nothing scheduled.

8
00:01:07,870 --> 00:01:09,490
 We've got ourselves
a bogie.

9
00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,036
 (ALARM BLARING)

10
00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:32,290
  Orange leader to delta group.
Anticipate visual contact...

11
00:01:32,620 --> 00:01:33,160
  Now.

12
00:01:35,830 --> 00:01:37,240
 (GODDARD BARKING)
  Holy cow pie!

13
00:01:38,260 --> 00:01:39,670
 Hi, nice antiques.

14
00:01:40,330 --> 00:01:41,170
 Gotta blast!

15
00:01:43,180 --> 00:01:44,230
 Fusion mix stable,

16
00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:46,660
 engine cycling
at one million
gigajoules.

17
00:01:47,110 --> 00:01:48,490
 Cool. We didn't blow up.

18
00:01:48,940 --> 00:01:49,720
Huh, great.

19
00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,400
 Uh, Jimmy,

20
00:01:51,430 --> 00:01:54,370
 I think they
want us to pull over.

21
00:01:54,670 --> 00:01:56,020
 Nope. No time
for that, Carl.

22
00:01:56,020 --> 00:01:57,280
 Stand by
with the satellite.

23
00:01:57,430 --> 00:01:58,720
 Okay. Uh...

24
00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:00,700
 What do I do again?

25
00:02:00,730 --> 00:02:02,530
 You're the deployment
system, Carl.

26
00:02:02,530 --> 00:02:04,330
 As soon as we clear
the atmosphere,

27
00:02:04,330 --> 00:02:05,770
 you just throw it.

28
00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:09,820
 Right.
Prepare to leave
the atmosphere!

29
00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,860
 Sorry about
the toast, dear.

30
00:02:14,860 --> 00:02:16,570
 I had to make it
in the oven.

31
00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:18,550
 I can't find
our toaster anywhere.

32
00:02:18,550 --> 00:02:19,180
 Oh, look. (CHUCKLES)

33
00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:23,500
 Well, this oven toast is
brilliant, sugar booger.

34
00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:26,350
And your yolks are
absolutely perfect too.

35
00:02:26,350 --> 00:02:28,210
 Oh, run away
with me, my love.

36
00:02:29,010 --> 00:02:30,150
 (GIGGLES) Okay.
(GASPS)

37
00:02:30,180 --> 00:02:31,740
 But we'll have to
take my car

38
00:02:31,740 --> 00:02:34,830
 because your
transmission needs
a new compression cuff.

39
00:02:34,830 --> 00:02:35,640
 Whatever.

40
00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:38,820
 Ooh, this is a good one.
Quack, quack, quack...

41
00:02:38,820 --> 00:02:39,990
 (CHUCKLES)
Would you try
calling Jimmy?

42
00:02:39,990 --> 00:02:41,430
 He's going to miss
the bus again.

43
00:02:41,430 --> 00:02:45,270
 Jimmy! Breakfast!
Time to come down!

44
00:02:45,270 --> 00:02:46,500
  ♪ Down, down,
down, down, down

45
00:02:46,860 --> 00:02:48,450
  ♪ Quack, down, down, down,
down, down, quack, quack ♪

46
00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,310
 JIMMY: Up, up, up!

47
00:02:50,850 --> 00:02:53,430
Engaging pulse rockets...
Now!

48
00:02:56,263 --> 00:02:57,363
 (GRUNTS)

49
00:02:58,930 --> 00:03:00,463
 (GODDARD BARKS)
(GASPS)

50
00:03:05,670 --> 00:03:07,860
 Uh, is this
supposed to happen?

51
00:03:09,180 --> 00:03:11,640
 Come on, think,
think, think!

52
00:03:21,150 --> 00:03:22,140
 JIMMY:   Brain blast!

53
00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:23,250
 Give me your lunch.

54
00:03:26,430 --> 00:03:27,210
 Thanks, boy.

55
00:03:30,450 --> 00:03:31,850
 (WHIMPERS)

56
00:03:33,083 --> 00:03:34,016
 (GRUNTS)

57
00:03:39,383 --> 00:03:40,950
 (BEEPING)

58
00:03:40,950 --> 00:03:42,000
 CARL: Wow!

59
00:03:42,030 --> 00:03:44,100
 Don't try that at home.

60
00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:45,867
 (THUDDING)

61
00:03:46,509 --> 00:03:47,809
 (SCREAMING)

62
00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:53,070
 Must... Engage...
Stabilizers!

63
00:03:55,947 --> 00:03:57,180
 Whoa!

64
00:03:57,180 --> 00:03:59,520
 Now just a quick stop
at my house.

65
00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:00,990
 I... I don't know, Jimmy.

66
00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:03,270
 I gotta get to school
on time.

67
00:04:03,630 --> 00:04:04,590
 (STAMMERS) Besides,
you promised...

68
00:04:04,860 --> 00:04:05,790
Right. Gotcha.
No, I didn't mean to...
Jimmy!

69
00:04:08,567 --> 00:04:09,800
 (WHIMPERING)

70
00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:12,170
 JIMMY: See you
in homeroom!
Okay.

71
00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:13,766
 Fasten your seatbelt,
Goddard.

72
00:04:13,580 --> 00:04:15,440
 It's gonna be
a bumpy ride!

73
00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:18,140
 Ah!

74
00:04:19,547 --> 00:04:20,647
 (BOTH YELLING)

75
00:04:20,747 --> 00:04:21,613
 (BELL CLANGING)

76
00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:23,547
 (BEEPS)

77
00:04:23,647 --> 00:04:25,080
 (GRUNTS)

78
00:04:26,947 --> 00:04:28,080
 (GASPS)

79
00:04:29,810 --> 00:04:30,500
 Whoa!

80
00:04:30,947 --> 00:04:31,947
 (JIMMY YELLING)

81
00:04:34,947 --> 00:04:37,014
 (YELLING)
(HONKING)

82
00:04:37,114 --> 00:04:38,380
 (THUDDING)

83
00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:41,300
 Well, what do you know.

84
00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:42,833
 The chimney
fell off again.

85
00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:45,410
 Well, that wasn't
so bad, huh?

86
00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:50,283
 (CRASHING)
(HORN HONKING)

87
00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:51,500
 Oops.

88
00:04:52,227 --> 00:04:53,160
 (GODDARD BARKS)

89
00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:56,270
 James Isaac Neutron!
(GASPS)

90
00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,580
I see you up there.

91
00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:00,680
 How many times
have we told you

92
00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:03,560
 not to launch yourself
off the roof?

93
00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:06,530
 Probably nine.
Exactly nine.

94
00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:09,020
 They say repetition is good
for a developing brain.

95
00:05:09,050 --> 00:05:11,450
 Then just
what do you think
you're doing?

96
00:05:11,450 --> 00:05:14,090
 Well, last night
I received a message
from outer space,

97
00:05:14,090 --> 00:05:15,800
 but it was garbled
in the ionosphere,

98
00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,500
 so, Mom, I had to launch
a communications toaster...
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

99
00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:19,730
 I mean, satellite.

100
00:05:19,730 --> 00:05:22,700
 And then when I tried...
Well, message
from space? Wow.

101
00:05:22,730 --> 00:05:24,920
Don't encourage him, Hugh.

102
00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:27,380
 Jimmy, we've repeatedly
told you

103
00:05:27,380 --> 00:05:29,600
 not to talk to strangers.

104
00:05:29,990 --> 00:05:32,030
 Aw, but, Mom,
I'm on the verge
of contact

105
00:05:32,030 --> 00:05:34,970
 with an advanced
alien civilization.

106
00:05:34,970 --> 00:05:38,390
 I don't care
how advanced they say
they are, Jimmy.

107
00:05:38,390 --> 00:05:40,640
 If your father
and I haven't met them,

108
00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,520
 they're strangers.
Right, Hugh?

109
00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:43,870
 Yeah. Well,
except for policemen.

110
00:05:43,870 --> 00:05:45,340
 They're there
to help you.

111
00:05:46,403 --> 00:05:47,370
 (WHIMPERS)

112
00:05:49,336 --> 00:05:51,070
 (BLADES WHIRRING)

113
00:05:53,290 --> 00:05:56,620
 Oh, you gotta admit
that is pretty neat.

114
00:05:57,850 --> 00:06:00,340
 But very unsafe, honey.
That's bad.

115
00:06:06,417 --> 00:06:07,683
(WHIRRING)

116
00:06:12,583 --> 00:06:13,650
 (GASPS)

117
00:06:14,410 --> 00:06:15,280
 Deactivate pants.

118
00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:29,260
 Engage Gingivitis 2000.

119
00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:38,947
 Ha!
(BEEPS)

120
00:06:39,950 --> 00:06:41,484
 (GAGGING)

121
00:06:44,260 --> 00:06:46,720
 Robo-barber prototype,
engage!

122
00:06:46,750 --> 00:06:47,770
 ROBOT:   On-line.

123
00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:49,660
  Ta-da.
 Hmm.

124
00:06:51,730 --> 00:06:52,660
 ROBOT:   You rock.

125
00:06:53,364 --> 00:06:54,530
 Hmm... Mmm-mmm.

126
00:06:55,930 --> 00:06:57,430
 ROBOT:   You go, girl.
 (YELLS)

127
00:06:58,563 --> 00:06:59,630
 Mmm-hmm.

128
00:07:04,210 --> 00:07:04,780
 JIMMY: Shoe-bot!

129
00:07:08,995 --> 00:07:10,395
 (ALARM BLARING)

130
00:07:12,874 --> 00:07:13,874
 (HORN HONKING)

131
00:07:15,361 --> 00:07:16,661
 (YELLS)

132
00:07:17,190 --> 00:07:20,430
 Oh...

133
00:07:20,668 --> 00:07:21,668
  Sorry.

134
00:07:22,362 --> 00:07:23,428
 (GRUNTS)

135
00:07:25,740 --> 00:07:26,190
 Bye, Goddard.

136
00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:30,900
 Wait! I'm here!

137
00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:33,690
 Good-bye, son.
Have a good day!

138
00:07:34,740 --> 00:07:38,040
 Oh, Goddard.
Not on the porch.
  Mmm?

139
00:07:39,174 --> 00:07:40,907
 (JIMMY YELLING)
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

140
00:07:41,070 --> 00:07:42,000
Hey! Hey, wait!

141
00:07:43,170 --> 00:07:43,680
 Hmm.

142
00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,110
 Seems like
the perfect opportunity

143
00:07:46,110 --> 00:07:48,540
 to try out the super
bubble gum mobile!

144
00:07:48,570 --> 00:07:50,430
 No, Jimmy,
don't try it.

145
00:07:50,460 --> 00:07:52,020
 It's too soon.

146
00:07:52,050 --> 00:07:53,280
 Nonsense!

147
00:07:53,310 --> 00:07:55,290
 All great inventions
need a test run.

148
00:08:06,150 --> 00:08:06,750
 (LAUGHS) All right!

149
00:08:08,850 --> 00:08:11,130
 (THEME SONG PLAYING)
Whoa! Ha-ha!

150
00:08:11,130 --> 00:08:13,890
 Yes!

151
00:08:14,143 --> 00:08:15,243
 (YELLS)

152
00:08:26,730 --> 00:08:27,420
 (SINGING ALONG)
JIMMY: Hello!

153
00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:30,930
 Right here!

154
00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,570
 Hey, look.
Neutron's got
another one.

155
00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:36,659
 Nice invention,
"Nerdtron."

156
00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:39,570
 Too bad somebody
already invented the bus.

157
00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:41,940
 Hey, guys!
I've got it down
this time.

158
00:08:42,030 --> 00:08:44,640
Internal combustion
is such old science.

159
00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:47,070
 Bubble travel is
the way of the future!

160
00:08:47,070 --> 00:08:49,336
 (KIDS LAUGHING)
(JIMMY GROANS)

161
00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,250
 I guess trees are,
like, the brakes?

162
00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:54,917
 (KIDS LAUGHING)

163
00:08:55,017 --> 00:08:56,783
 (GROANS, SIGHS)

164
00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:03,440
 Uh, hello. Jimmy!

165
00:09:03,890 --> 00:09:04,790
 Oh, Carl. (YELLS)

166
00:09:05,957 --> 00:09:06,890
 (GRUNTS)

167
00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:13,070
 Careful, careful.
Ow! Ooh! Ow! Hey! Ow!

168
00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:16,160
 Ooh! Eee! Oh!

169
00:09:16,970 --> 00:09:17,750
 Thanks.

170
00:09:18,110 --> 00:09:19,490
 That's what
I'm here for.

171
00:09:20,450 --> 00:09:21,530
 What a day, huh?

172
00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,420
 Look at
the bright side, Carl.

173
00:09:23,450 --> 00:09:25,190
 The worst is behind us.
(HUFFING AND PUFFING)

174
00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:30,890
 CINDY: And my
fossil-to-chromosome
ratios clearly demonstrate

175
00:09:30,890 --> 00:09:33,710
 that female dinosaurs,
like this plesiosaurus,

176
00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:36,530
 were the stronger
and smarter
of their species.

177
00:09:36,530 --> 00:09:38,570
 But, so,
what else is new?

178
00:09:38,570 --> 00:09:39,560
 (CHUCKLING)

179
00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:42,080
 After class,
I'll be happy
to demonstrate

180
00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,510
 how boy dinosaurs
got their butts kicked

181
00:09:44,510 --> 00:09:47,120
 by girl dinosaurs
on a regular basis.

182
00:09:47,150 --> 00:09:47,990
 Excuse me,

183
00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:51,230
 but the mandible crest
of Cindy's alleged
plesiosaur

184
00:09:51,230 --> 00:09:53,210
 is actually that
of a male megalosaur,

185
00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:56,270
 as defined by
last week's World Congress
of Paleontologists.

186
00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:59,900
 Those findings
were inconclusive,
and you know it, Neutron!

187
00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,220
 Hello! Miss Fowl,

188
00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:05,450
 what is the standard
for research on these
extra-credit reports?

189
00:10:06,860 --> 00:10:09,290
 Um, yes, well, um...

190
00:10:09,290 --> 00:10:13,740
 Let's move along
to show-and-tell now,
shall we? Er...

191
00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:16,250
 This is Ultra Lord!

192
00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:20,360
 Sheen, this is the
seventh week in a row

193
00:10:20,390 --> 00:10:23,000
 you've shown
Ultra Lord in class.

194
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,060
 Miss Fowl,
this one is different.

195
00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:29,810
 This purple vengeance
version with power fists
and nuclear knees

196
00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:32,230
 is in rare,
never-been-seen condition,

197
00:10:32,230 --> 00:10:34,570
 makin' it
highly collectible.

198
00:10:34,570 --> 00:10:35,710
 Never-been-seen, huh?

199
00:10:35,830 --> 00:10:38,290
 Well, then,
how do you know
it's even in there?

200
00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:42,370
 Hmm. Nyah-nyah.

201
00:10:46,870 --> 00:10:48,130
 No!
(LAUGHING)

202
00:10:49,550 --> 00:10:52,450
 Psst. Hey, Jimmy.
Wanna see a frog?

203
00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,960
 Oh, that looks great,
Carl.

204
00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:56,560
 Thanks.

205
00:10:57,220 --> 00:10:58,690
 Uh, what are you drawing?

206
00:10:59,470 --> 00:11:03,310
 JIMMY: Hmm. Fly cycle
modifications for Goddard,
second prototype.

207
00:11:03,490 --> 00:11:05,920
 Prototype, huh?
Uh-huh.

208
00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:08,350
 Oh, well, you know,
that looks good too.

209
00:11:08,380 --> 00:11:09,220
 Thanks, Carl.

210
00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:10,090
 (MISS FOWL SQUAWKING)
CARL!

211
00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:12,220
 Would you please
share with us

212
00:11:12,220 --> 00:11:14,500
 your show-and-tell,
Carl?

213
00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:15,910
Oh, um, okay.

214
00:11:17,830 --> 00:11:20,050
 This is my inhaler.

215
00:11:20,230 --> 00:11:23,890
 It provides
fast-acting relief
of bronchial swelling

216
00:11:23,890 --> 00:11:26,200
 due to asthma
or allergies.

217
00:11:26,230 --> 00:11:28,480
 One touch
of the button, and...

218
00:11:29,830 --> 00:11:32,590
 (SCREAMING)
I can't see!
(CLASS LAUGHING)

219
00:11:33,190 --> 00:11:35,950
 Thank you, carl.
All right.

220
00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:37,810
 Next we have...

221
00:11:37,810 --> 00:11:38,876
 (LOUD THUD)

222
00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:39,640
 Nick! (SIGHS)

223
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,220
 (SIGHING)

224
00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,030
 Ah, yes, Nick.

225
00:11:49,570 --> 00:11:52,030
 You are a tad tardy again!

226
00:11:52,930 --> 00:11:54,820
 Oh, my. Am I?

227
00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,350
 Yeah, it took me
a little while

228
00:11:56,350 --> 00:11:58,960
 to copy
my mom's handwriting
for this late note.

229
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,293
 (SQUAWKING)

230
00:12:01,510 --> 00:12:04,000
 Your show-and-tell, please.

231
00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:04,870
How's it goin'?

232
00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:08,280
 You know,
I don't really
do show-and-tell.

233
00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:11,670
 Oh, oh, yes.
That's right.

234
00:12:11,670 --> 00:12:13,890
 Thank you, Nick.
Oops.

235
00:12:14,970 --> 00:12:18,360
 Did you drop this?
(GIGGLING)
Uh, yes, well, I, um...

236
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:21,210
 My... Drop... Pencil.

237
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:22,800
 Blech.
MISS FOWL: Jimmy,

238
00:12:22,980 --> 00:12:27,930
 we eagerly await
another one of your, uh,

239
00:12:27,930 --> 00:12:32,070
 interesting
show-and-tells.

240
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,600
 As a matter of fact,

241
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,790
 I brought
my latest invention.

242
00:12:36,450 --> 00:12:39,180
 Behold... The shrink ray.
(CLASS GASPS)

243
00:12:39,270 --> 00:12:41,040
 What's the matter,
Neutron,

244
00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,020
 aren't you
short enough already?

245
00:12:43,740 --> 00:12:45,480
 (CLASS LAUGHING)
Funny, Cindy.

246
00:12:45,870 --> 00:12:48,690
 But this device
is more suited
to shrink something

247
00:12:48,690 --> 00:12:50,610
 as vast as space itself,

248
00:12:50,610 --> 00:12:52,530
 like, say, um,
your mouth.

249
00:12:53,070 --> 00:12:53,340
 (BEEPING)
Ha!

250
00:12:54,744 --> 00:12:56,244
 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

251
00:12:56,344 --> 00:12:57,710
 (CINDY GROANS)
(CLASS LAUGHS)

252
00:12:57,930 --> 00:13:00,510
 Help me! Help me!
I'm so tiny!

253
00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:02,280
 Just like Jimmy's brain!
(BELL RINGS)

254
00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:05,940
 BOY: So much for
the Nobel Prize!

255
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,590
 MISS FOWL: Children,
that's enough!

256
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,270
 Better luck next time.
(SIGHS)

257
00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:11,670
 It worked this morning.

258
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,330
 I like your useless
shrink ray, Jimmy.

259
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:18,180
 Oh, well.
It's probably just
a programing error.

260
00:13:18,593 --> 00:13:19,993
 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

261
00:13:20,084 --> 00:13:21,651
 (SQUAWKING)

262
00:13:22,770 --> 00:13:23,910
 Oh, my!

263
00:13:25,140 --> 00:13:27,060
 (WHIMPERING)
Hello.

264
00:13:27,060 --> 00:13:28,569
 (SCREAMING)
(SCREECHING)

265
00:13:30,090 --> 00:13:30,450
 Back, back, leviathan!

266
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,144
 (ROARING)
(MISS FOWL SCREAMS)

267
00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:36,810
 Aw, come on, Jimmy.

268
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,660
 You know, some of
the greatest inventors
of all time

269
00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:42,780
 started as complete,
hopeless failures too.
Yeah.

270
00:13:43,110 --> 00:13:46,520
 Well, thank you, Carl.
I feel better, I think.

271
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:49,250
 I'm glad.
That's good. Hey!

272
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:52,340
 Retroland theme park.
Check it out.

273
00:13:52,370 --> 00:13:55,400
 Meet Ultra Lord live!

274
00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:59,180
 Oh, look.
It's the state-of-the-art,
bone-warping gravity ride!

275
00:13:59,210 --> 00:14:01,070
 I could hang out
with Ultra Lord!

276
00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:03,560
 And there's
a petting zoo.

277
00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:04,790
 Well, look at this!

278
00:14:04,790 --> 00:14:07,700
 No. "Meet Ultra Lord live."

279
00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:10,880
 Llamas and capybaras.

280
00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:14,090
 Who cares?
Meet Ultra Lord live.

281
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,130
 Yeah, but I'm gonna
touch a llama.

282
00:14:16,610 --> 00:14:18,380
 Guys, guys,
we have got to go

283
00:14:18,380 --> 00:14:19,910
 to the grand opening
tonight.

284
00:14:19,910 --> 00:14:20,960
 Yeah!

285
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,190
 (WEAKLY) Yeah.

286
00:14:23,060 --> 00:14:26,120
 But my folks
won't let me
stay out after dark.

287
00:14:26,150 --> 00:14:28,070
 Well, it is
a school night.

288
00:14:28,490 --> 00:14:31,310
 Pukin' Pluto,
there's gotta be
somethin' we can do.

289
00:14:31,340 --> 00:14:33,080
It's the grand opening.

290
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:35,210
 Sneak out.

291
00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:36,290
 Huh?
What? Huh?

292
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:39,050
 You heard me, dweebs.
Sneak out.

293
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,730
 Well, yeah,

294
00:14:40,730 --> 00:14:43,100
 but my parents
sort of told me...
(LAUGHING)

295
00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:44,000
 Parents?

296
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,400
 What, are you guys
gonna be kids forever?

297
00:14:46,670 --> 00:14:48,800
 What your parents
don't know
won't hurt 'em, right?

298
00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:51,980
 But Nick,
sneaking out is so...

299
00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:53,870
 So... Barbaric!

300
00:14:53,870 --> 00:14:57,470
 Whatever, Neutron.
But there's only
one opening night,

301
00:14:57,770 --> 00:15:01,040
 and anybody
who matters
is gonna be there.

302
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,550
 What... What do you
think, Jimmy?

303
00:15:07,910 --> 00:15:08,300
 Hmm.

304
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:10,280
 Nick has a point.

305
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,500
There is only
one opening night.

306
00:15:12,710 --> 00:15:14,870
 Think, think, think,
think, think, think.

307
00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:18,260
  Well, according to the
  Newville Journal of Medicine,

308
00:15:18,260 --> 00:15:21,700
 monkeys are
easily influenced
by positive reinforcement,

309
00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:23,830
 e.g., the giving of a banana.

310
00:15:23,830 --> 00:15:27,340
 And since human
and monkey DNA
only differ by 2%,

311
00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:30,010
 the same principle
should work on our parents.

312
00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:31,960
 My dad's allergic
to bananas.

313
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:35,020
 Oh, it's not the bananas,
it's the principle!

314
00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:37,060
 It's called psychology.

315
00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:39,490
 All you have to do
is butter 'em up.

316
00:15:39,490 --> 00:15:41,980
Give it a try.
I'll call you guys later.

317
00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:45,490
 We go to Retroland
tonight!

318
00:15:45,490 --> 00:15:46,424
 (CHEERING)

319
00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:49,390
 (YELLING)

320
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:53,710
 WOMAN: Ooh, watch out!
Hey!

321
00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:55,330
 MAN: Slow down!

322
00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:58,190
 (POP SONG PLAYING)

323
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:01,480
 Whoo!

324
00:16:08,350 --> 00:16:09,190
 I know!

325
00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:12,370
 Excuse me!
You through with that?
Thanks.

326
00:16:13,870 --> 00:16:14,170
 Oh!

327
00:16:14,830 --> 00:16:16,120
 A few oysters.

328
00:16:16,630 --> 00:16:18,330
 (GIGGLES)

329
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:21,940
 One lump of coal
coming up.

330
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:24,370
 Thanks, Gus.

331
00:16:25,060 --> 00:16:26,140
 Hi, Jimmy!

332
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,880
 Excuse me!
(GASPS)

333
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:39,800
 (YELLING)

334
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:45,130
 Ooh! Jimmy,
is that you, dear?

335
00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:47,950
 Yeah, Mom!
I'll be in in a second!

336
00:16:49,270 --> 00:16:50,770
 VOX:   DNA match confirmed.

337
00:16:50,860 --> 00:16:52,420
  Welcome home, Jimmy.

338
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,340
Eliminate school smell.

339
00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:57,450
 VOX:   Normal odor restored.

340
00:16:57,810 --> 00:17:00,150
 Thank you, Vox.
VOX:   You're welcome.

341
00:17:01,530 --> 00:17:04,829
  Warning. Entry tube
closed for maintenance.

342
00:17:04,829 --> 00:17:07,129
 What? (YELLING)
(LOUD THUD)

343
00:17:07,530 --> 00:17:08,940
 JIMMY: Thank you, Vox.

344
00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:10,319
 VOX:   You're welcome.

345
00:17:14,310 --> 00:17:15,930
 Here, Goddard.
Here, boy!

346
00:17:16,589 --> 00:17:17,520
 Hmm?
Here, Goddard!

347
00:17:18,389 --> 00:17:21,889
 (BARKING AND WHIRRING)

348
00:17:21,990 --> 00:17:23,190
 Hey, look what
I brought ya...
Aluminum.

349
00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:26,460
 Do you want it?
Do you want it, huh?
(WHIMPERING)

350
00:17:27,569 --> 00:17:28,170
 Sit.

351
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:30,840
 Roll over.

352
00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:34,830
 Play dead.

353
00:17:37,127 --> 00:17:38,394
 (YELLS)

354
00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:42,750
 Uh, mental note,

355
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,970
 fix bug
in obedience program.

356
00:17:47,886 --> 00:17:49,020
(BARKS)

357
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,390
 Good boy.

358
00:17:55,650 --> 00:17:57,930
 Okay, Goddard,
let's check
the experiments.

359
00:18:01,220 --> 00:18:04,287
 (ROCK SONG PLAYING)

360
00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:17,190
 JIMMY: The invisible hamsters
are looking great...

361
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:18,660
 I think.

362
00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:23,490
 Let's see how
the girl-eating plant
is doing.

363
00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:25,857
 (SNIFFING, SNORTING)

364
00:18:25,957 --> 00:18:27,457
 (ROARING)

365
00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:30,420
 Ha! Nice choice,

366
00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:32,400
 as usual.

367
00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:39,500
 Ah, the latest
burping soda formula.

368
00:18:39,530 --> 00:18:41,540
 A guaranteed
one burp per sip.

369
00:18:42,696 --> 00:18:43,863
 (BURPS)

370
00:18:43,963 --> 00:18:44,963
 (LAUGHS)

371
00:18:46,663 --> 00:18:47,963
 (BELCHES)

372
00:18:49,790 --> 00:18:51,260
 (LAUGHS) Excuse you.

373
00:18:56,110 --> 00:18:57,710
 Hmm.

374
00:18:57,710 --> 00:19:01,100
 You know,
there's still no reply
to our satellite message.

375
00:19:01,490 --> 00:19:03,260
 Jeez, it's been
a whole day.

376
00:19:03,290 --> 00:19:05,660
 You'd think
we would have heard
from an alien civilization

377
00:19:05,660 --> 00:19:06,710
 by now, huh?

378
00:19:07,130 --> 00:19:08,960
 Oh, well.
Come on, Goddard.

379
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:15,720
 Say "Ah."
Ah!

380
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:21,470
 Add a little sand,
and in you go!
(BARKS)

381
00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:32,600
  ♪ I'm just an old lump
of coal ♪

382
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:37,310
  ♪ But I'm gonna be
a diamond someday ♪

383
00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:37,790
 Oh, yeah.

384
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:38,960
 Jimmy!

385
00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:40,970
 Hi, Mom.
(GASPS)

386
00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:45,020
 Oh, Jimmy, you scared
the bejeebers out of me.

387
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:47,390
 Oh, sorry about
your bejeebers, Mom.

388
00:19:47,390 --> 00:19:50,270
 And might I add
how lovely
you look today?

389
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,730
 Jimmy, I'm covered
in transmission fluid.

390
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:56,960
Exactly. And might I say,
filth never looked so good.

391
00:19:56,990 --> 00:20:00,140
 Yes, well, how was
show-and-tell today?

392
00:20:00,170 --> 00:20:03,710
 It was okay. But first,
happy birthday, Mom.

393
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:06,080
 Jimmy, these are beautiful.

394
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,290
 But, sweetie,
it's not my birthday.

395
00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:10,780
 Oh, it's not? Well...

396
00:20:11,050 --> 00:20:13,870
 Then whatever will I do
with these lovely pearls

397
00:20:13,870 --> 00:20:16,360
 and priceless earrings?

398
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,700
 These can't be real.

399
00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:22,000
 Oh, but they can,
and they are!

400
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,700
 (PLAYS GAME SHOW MUSIC)

401
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:27,940
 And all these
fabulous gifts and prizes
could be yours

402
00:20:27,940 --> 00:20:30,340
 if you know
the correct answer
to this question.

403
00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:33,250
 Please may I go
to Retroland tonight?

404
00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:34,870
 No, it's a school night.

405
00:20:34,870 --> 00:20:37,390
 Thank you so much,
Mother, and might I say...

406
00:20:37,390 --> 00:20:38,657
 (MUSIC FADES)

407
00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:43,120
 Did you just say "no"?
Yes.

408
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,950
 Yes!
No.

409
00:20:44,950 --> 00:20:46,120
 "No"?
Yes.

410
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,830
 Yes!
Jimmy...

411
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:51,190
 But... But...
All my friends are going,

412
00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:54,820
 and anybody who matters
is going to be there, Mom.

413
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,860
 Oh, I matter,
and your father matters,

414
00:20:56,860 --> 00:20:58,000
 and you matter.

415
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,560
 But you're not going.

416
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,180
 Maybe we can go
next weekend.

417
00:21:01,180 --> 00:21:03,520
 Oh, wait.
I'm sure there must be
something else in here

418
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:04,390
 to change your mind.
(YELLING)

419
00:21:06,786 --> 00:21:08,086
 (GASPING)

420
00:21:08,186 --> 00:21:09,286
 (BARKING)

421
00:21:10,810 --> 00:21:12,580
 No, Jimmy, no! Look out!
Look out, Jimmy! No!

422
00:21:12,786 --> 00:21:15,053
 (BOTH YELLING)

423
00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:16,960
 Jimmy, be careful!
(CRASHING)

424
00:21:19,053 --> 00:21:20,553
 (MUFFLED SHOUTING)

425
00:21:23,470 --> 00:21:24,400
 (GROANS, YELLS)
I didn't do it!

426
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,470
 Oh! Oh!
Stop, drop and roll!

427
00:21:26,590 --> 00:21:27,600
 Oh, my goodness.
Goddard!

428
00:21:27,743 --> 00:21:28,810
 (SIREN WAILING)

429
00:21:28,810 --> 00:21:29,440
 Oh!

430
00:21:34,780 --> 00:21:37,420
 Okay, Jimmy.
That's the last straw.

431
00:21:37,540 --> 00:21:40,420
 We have told you
time and time again

432
00:21:40,420 --> 00:21:42,010
 about playing
with rockets.

433
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,440
 But, Mom,
it's technically
not a rocket.

434
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,530
 It's more of
a jetpack-type thing.

435
00:21:46,950 --> 00:21:49,560
 I don't care
what type thing it is.

436
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:53,490
 You just climb those
stair-type things
right now.

437
00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:56,040
 Your father
will have a few words
to say to you

438
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,980
 when he gets home.
(MUTTERING)
It's not a rocket.

439
00:21:59,490 --> 00:22:00,660
 March!
Mom...

440
00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:08,740
 (BEEPING)

441
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,240
 (CHUCKLING)

442
00:22:26,550 --> 00:22:28,200
 Yes, ooh.
(CHUCKLING)

443
00:22:30,540 --> 00:22:33,300
 The kingy loves
his little Orthgot.

444
00:22:33,330 --> 00:22:36,660
 Yes, he does.
Yes, he does,
yes he does.

445
00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:37,926
 (SQUEALING)

446
00:22:39,330 --> 00:22:41,190
 Yes, he does.

447
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,350
 Sire. My king.

448
00:22:43,350 --> 00:22:46,950
 It appears to be
some type of alien
transmission device.

449
00:22:48,870 --> 00:22:52,800
Tell me, when did
it become acceptable

450
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:56,670
 to approach
my royal throne
unannounced?

451
00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:59,280
 Oh, yes, of course,
my king, I assure you...

452
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,030
 Space him!

453
00:23:00,795 --> 00:23:02,461
 But, hey... (YELLS)

454
00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:10,680
 Oh, wait!

455
00:23:10,830 --> 00:23:11,340
 Whoa!

456
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,450
 Ooh! Oh, I missed it.

457
00:23:16,140 --> 00:23:18,450
 Can I... Can I...
Can I space another?

458
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,400
 No.
Oh, please, brother?

459
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,960
 I said no, Ooblar.

460
00:23:22,010 --> 00:23:23,780
 Oh, please, oh, please,
oh, please, oh, please...

461
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,150
 I would love
for that to stop.

462
00:23:26,390 --> 00:23:29,090
 Oh, please!
Oh! What have we here?

463
00:23:30,350 --> 00:23:31,850
 (CLEARS THROAT)
As the King's
royal assistant,

464
00:23:31,850 --> 00:23:35,720
I am the official
checker of the new things
to be checked.

465
00:23:36,050 --> 00:23:36,590
 Oh.

466
00:23:37,244 --> 00:23:39,110
 (DINGS)

467
00:23:39,110 --> 00:23:40,430
 It's all right!
It's all right.

468
00:23:40,430 --> 00:23:41,600
 I'll handle this.

469
00:23:41,810 --> 00:23:43,790
 Hello!

470
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:48,890
 (YELLING)
What galaxy
are you from?

471
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,590
 KING GOOBOT: Ooblar.
Where is your leader?

472
00:23:51,590 --> 00:23:54,710
 Ooblar, stop it.
It's toast.

473
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,060
 Oh.

474
00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:58,880
 Hello, toast!

475
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,940
 I greatly admire
your ship!

476
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:03,767
 (YELLS)

477
00:24:03,890 --> 00:24:05,570
 (COMPUTERIZED VOICE)
  Beginning transmission
from Earth.

478
00:24:05,570 --> 00:24:06,703
 (BEEPING)

479
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:07,370
 Hmm.

480
00:24:09,380 --> 00:24:11,180
  Greetings
from planet Earth.

481
00:24:11,420 --> 00:24:13,040
  I'm Jimmy Neutron,

482
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,710
  and you're
an alien life-form.

483
00:24:15,710 --> 00:24:18,140
Oh, what a big head.
  I welcome the opportunity

484
00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:20,750
  for the mutual exchange
of scientific knowledge

485
00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:22,970
  and universal brotherhood.

486
00:24:22,970 --> 00:24:24,836
 (SNIFFING AND BARKING)

487
00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:27,470
  This here is my dog,
Goddard.

488
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,710
  And this that you're
looking at is my room.

489
00:24:30,740 --> 00:24:31,940
  That's where I sleep.

490
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,190
  And this is my mom
and dad, right here.

491
00:24:34,190 --> 00:24:35,330
  Mom, Dad.

492
00:24:36,110 --> 00:24:37,130
 Freeze that image!

493
00:24:42,140 --> 00:24:46,430
 They look...
Delicious.

494
00:24:48,140 --> 00:24:50,570
 The search is over!

495
00:24:50,806 --> 00:24:52,306
 (LAUGHING)

496
00:25:00,910 --> 00:25:03,970
 But, Dad, all my friends
are gonna be there.

497
00:25:04,150 --> 00:25:05,230
 I know, son.

498
00:25:05,230 --> 00:25:06,730
 But if all your friends
were named Cliff,

499
00:25:06,730 --> 00:25:07,990
 would you jump off them?

500
00:25:08,170 --> 00:25:09,850
 (CHUCKLES)
I don't think you would.

501
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:14,080
 You see, Jimmy...
Jimmy. Jim, Jim, Jimmy.
Jim, James.

502
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,560
 Son, let me tell you
a little about rockets.

503
00:25:17,590 --> 00:25:19,630
 Oh, they're
big people things, son.
(SIGHS)

504
00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:23,200
 And you just
can't go around
playing with big people,

505
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,900
 fiery, flying things.

506
00:25:25,990 --> 00:25:28,120
 Because that's what
rockets are.

507
00:25:28,150 --> 00:25:30,700
 Rockets are flying things.

508
00:25:31,570 --> 00:25:33,940
 Well, I hope
this talk has helped.

509
00:25:34,836 --> 00:25:36,570
 (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
Hmm?

510
00:25:37,990 --> 00:25:40,690
 Oh, and by the way,
Mom says you're grounded.

511
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:41,800
 Sorry!

512
00:25:43,330 --> 00:25:45,460
 (SIGHS)
What good is it
to be a genius

513
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:48,250
 if you can't even
go out on a school night?

514
00:25:49,150 --> 00:25:51,310
 Goddard, options.

515
00:25:51,817 --> 00:25:53,550
 (GODDARD READING)

516
00:25:55,210 --> 00:25:56,260
 Next.

517
00:25:56,643 --> 00:25:58,576
 (GODDARD READING)

518
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:00,970
 Oh. Take too long.

519
00:26:00,970 --> 00:26:01,900
 Next.

520
00:26:02,176 --> 00:26:04,510
 (GODDARD READING)

521
00:26:04,510 --> 00:26:06,790
 Goddard, this is serious!

522
00:26:06,790 --> 00:26:07,690
 (WHIMPERS)

523
00:26:08,290 --> 00:26:09,723
 (GODDARD READING)

524
00:26:10,150 --> 00:26:10,930
 That's it.

525
00:26:11,410 --> 00:26:14,620
 Barbaric problems
call for barbaric solutions.

526
00:26:14,650 --> 00:26:15,790
 Phone, please.

527
00:26:18,220 --> 00:26:19,630
 (LINE RINGS)
Carl? It's me.

528
00:26:19,930 --> 00:26:21,070
 You get permission?

529
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:22,780
 Me neither.

530
00:26:22,780 --> 00:26:25,870
 It turns out
parents don't
understand psychology.

531
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:29,890
 Tell Sheen to meet us
at Retroland in one hour.

532
00:26:30,220 --> 00:26:32,200
 We're sneakin' out.

533
00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:34,630
 (SIREN BLARING)
MAN:   Halt!
Hold it right there!

534
00:26:37,790 --> 00:26:38,970
  Flurp!
Take that!

535
00:26:38,970 --> 00:26:41,220
 Jimmy's awfully
quiet up there, Hugh.

536
00:26:41,370 --> 00:26:42,660
 Do you think
we were too tough?

537
00:26:43,170 --> 00:26:45,210
 Oh, I don't think so,
dear, no.

538
00:26:45,690 --> 00:26:47,940
 Maybe I should
check on him.
Oh, now, now.

539
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:51,780
 I'm sure he's
just reflecting on
the error of his ways,

540
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,830
 dealing with it
in a mature,
responsible manner.

541
00:26:56,790 --> 00:26:58,710
 (MOCKING) "Mom says
you're grounded."

542
00:26:58,740 --> 00:26:59,550
 Take that!

543
00:27:02,130 --> 00:27:03,600
(CHUCKLING)
It's working now.

544
00:27:04,050 --> 00:27:06,390
 Okay, Goddard.
You know what to do.

545
00:27:07,470 --> 00:27:08,610
 (BARKS)
Good boy.

546
00:27:10,470 --> 00:27:11,940
 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
See ya later, Goddard!
(YELLING)

547
00:27:15,630 --> 00:27:18,450
 Mmm. Jimmy's
a big boy now.

548
00:27:19,110 --> 00:27:20,850
 Don't you worry, sugar.

549
00:27:21,180 --> 00:27:22,380
 JUDY: Oh, I suppose
you're right.

550
00:27:22,410 --> 00:27:24,690
 Yeah, sure. Look,
I was a kid once.

551
00:27:24,690 --> 00:27:26,760
 I remember
being grounded
a whole week,

552
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,580
 and not being allowed
to go to my best friend's
bachelor party.

553
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:33,180
 (GASPS)
Well, what did you do?

554
00:27:33,210 --> 00:27:34,710
 Well, actually,
I snuck out.

555
00:27:36,930 --> 00:27:38,160
 (IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
You don't think that Jimmy...

556
00:27:39,420 --> 00:27:40,770
 Oh, no, no.

557
00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:42,840
 Besides, how's he
gonna sneak out?

558
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,870
 It's not like
he can just walk
right out the front door.

559
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:47,070
 JUDY: That's true.

560
00:27:47,487 --> 00:27:48,287
 (JUDY AND HUGH CHUCKLE)

561
00:27:49,749 --> 00:27:50,849
 (GRUNTS)

562
00:27:55,650 --> 00:27:57,360
 Retroland, here I come.
(HUMMING)

563
00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:05,850
 (POP SONG PLAYING)
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

564
00:28:07,230 --> 00:28:09,990
 Libby, you're breaking
my concentration.

565
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:13,850
 Hey, I gotta chose a ring
that fits my personality.

566
00:28:13,850 --> 00:28:14,750
 (CELL PHONE RINGS)

567
00:28:14,750 --> 00:28:16,700
 Yeah, here we go!

568
00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:17,570
 Here we go.
(HUMMING ALONG)

569
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,160
 Tell me what it is
you're supposed to be
doing again?

570
00:28:22,580 --> 00:28:25,310
 Tai chi while drinking
purple Flurp.

571
00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:29,090
 Tai chi promotes wellness,

572
00:28:29,090 --> 00:28:32,330
 relaxes and
rejuvenates the body,

573
00:28:32,330 --> 00:28:33,950
 whereas purple Flurp,

574
00:28:36,140 --> 00:28:38,270
 being 98% sugar,
creates tension,

575
00:28:38,270 --> 00:28:40,760
 and a temporary
rush of energy
and mood swings.

576
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,430
 I figure
if I do them together,

577
00:28:44,780 --> 00:28:48,080
 I achieve
perfect balance.

578
00:28:48,740 --> 00:28:49,070
 Whoa! (CHUCKLES)

579
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:56,840
 CARL: Wow.
It's better
than a poster.

580
00:28:57,500 --> 00:29:01,550
 Gentlemen,
this will be a night
we shan't easily forget.

581
00:29:01,580 --> 00:29:04,130
 I don't know
what "shan't" means,
but let's go!

582
00:29:04,380 --> 00:29:05,613
 (POP SONG PLAYING)

583
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,413
Whoa!
(SCREAMING)

584
00:29:18,045 --> 00:29:20,012
 (ALL CHATTERING, LAUGHING)

585
00:29:34,730 --> 00:29:36,950
 Do you promise
to use your powers

586
00:29:36,950 --> 00:29:38,780
 for good and not evil?

587
00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:40,100
 Yes. Yes, Ultra Lord.

588
00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:41,810
 Now, counterpart,

589
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,510
 take this Ultra mask
and lead...
I will. I will.

590
00:29:44,510 --> 00:29:46,700
 Give it to me,
give it to me.
...the fight for justice!

591
00:29:46,700 --> 00:29:48,433
 (GASPS, SIGHS)

592
00:29:50,770 --> 00:29:51,940
 Is this kid with anyone?

593
00:29:52,090 --> 00:29:59,080
 Go, Carl!

594
00:30:00,430 --> 00:30:04,630
 Whee!

595
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:08,620
 Wow! Now, that's what
I call a ride!

596
00:30:08,980 --> 00:30:09,580
 Let's go!

597
00:30:11,980 --> 00:30:13,747
 (SCREAMING)

598
00:30:21,340 --> 00:30:23,920
 This is way
beyond awesome!

599
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,500
 Just think, if you
boneheaded dweebs

600
00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:28,990
 had listened
to your parents,
you'd be home in bed,

601
00:30:28,990 --> 00:30:31,420
 instead of riding
this monster.

602
00:30:31,957 --> 00:30:34,990
 (ALL YELLING)
(ROARING LAUGHTER)

603
00:30:36,970 --> 00:30:38,560
 Oh, yeah, okay!

604
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,420
 I tell you, he's fine.

605
00:30:43,420 --> 00:30:45,580
 Just a quick peek, Hugh.

606
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,310
 There. Now,
what'd I tell you?

607
00:30:48,460 --> 00:30:50,590
 Jimmy, are you
awake, dear?

608
00:30:50,620 --> 00:30:53,620
 Yes, Mother,
I am awake.

609
00:30:53,830 --> 00:30:57,880
 Son, your mother and I
just wanted to say
good-night.

610
00:30:57,910 --> 00:31:00,700
 Yes, and to tell you
that we love you.

611
00:31:06,070 --> 00:31:09,610
 Oh, honey,
I know you're upset.

612
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,070
 We don't like
to punish you.

613
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,560
 You're such
a special boy.

614
00:31:15,580 --> 00:31:16,900
 Oh...

615
00:31:18,980 --> 00:31:19,847
 (PLANT SNORING)

616
00:31:26,576 --> 00:31:29,010
(ALARM BLARING)

617
00:31:47,970 --> 00:31:50,220
 According to this,
we should encourage Jimmy

618
00:31:50,220 --> 00:31:52,530
 without overindulging him.

619
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,320
 Okay. What does it say
about rockets?

620
00:31:55,590 --> 00:31:56,430
 (CLATTERING)
Ooh.

621
00:31:56,430 --> 00:31:58,110
 Is... Is there someone
in the kitchen?

622
00:31:58,140 --> 00:32:00,840
 Our kitchen?
I didn't hear anything.

623
00:32:02,974 --> 00:32:03,840
 (GRUMBLES)

624
00:32:06,030 --> 00:32:08,220
 Honey, did you leave
the green light on?

625
00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:13,740
 Jimmy? Jimmy!

626
00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:19,020
 You're not Jimmy!
(YELLS)

627
00:32:21,330 --> 00:32:22,080
 (GASPS) Hugh!

628
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,290
 Hugh, are you all right?

629
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,030
 Hugh?

630
00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:28,787
 (JUDY SCREAMS)

631
00:32:46,387 --> 00:32:48,554
 (PEOPLE SCREAMING)

632
00:33:06,470 --> 00:33:07,400
 (KIDS LAUGHING)
Was that so cool?

633
00:33:07,787 --> 00:33:09,187
 (ALL CHATTERING)

634
00:33:09,890 --> 00:33:11,360
Mind-bending!

635
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:14,750
 Yeah! Hey,
my pants are almost dry.

636
00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:18,410
 Hey, Jimmy, I never
thought I'd say it,
but here goes,

637
00:33:18,410 --> 00:33:21,320
 you know what?
That Nick is not
such a bad guy.

638
00:33:21,350 --> 00:33:23,480
 Are you kidding?
He's a genius.

639
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:24,770
 He's a genius!

640
00:33:25,310 --> 00:33:26,990
 Uh, no offense, Jimmy.
Oh, yeah.

641
00:33:26,990 --> 00:33:28,100
 None taken.

642
00:33:28,130 --> 00:33:29,750
 Actually,
I find his insights

643
00:33:29,750 --> 00:33:32,180
 on how to deal with
one's parents
quite refreshing.

644
00:33:32,210 --> 00:33:33,170
 Yeah. Wouldn't it
be great

645
00:33:33,170 --> 00:33:35,570
 if our folks just all
disappeared for a while?

646
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:39,590
 Oh, yeah. Oh, hey,
a shooting star!

647
00:33:39,620 --> 00:33:42,020
 Cool. You get to
make a wish.

648
00:33:42,050 --> 00:33:42,830
 Lucky.

649
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,950
 (STAMMERING)
What should I wish for?

650
00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:47,240
 I know what
I'd wish for.

651
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,950
 I'd wish for
no more parents.

652
00:33:48,950 --> 00:33:50,960
 That way, we could do
whatever we wanted,

653
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,100
 whenever we wanted.

654
00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:55,790
 We'd be free! We could
have fun all the time!

655
00:33:55,790 --> 00:33:57,140
 ALL: Yeah!

656
00:34:00,230 --> 00:34:03,350
  COMPUTERIZED VOICE:
  Liftoff in five, four,

657
00:34:03,590 --> 00:34:05,900
  three, two...

658
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:08,239
  We have liftoff!

659
00:34:09,820 --> 00:34:12,679
 Uh, abort mission.
Abort mission!
(DINGS)

660
00:34:13,699 --> 00:34:15,440
 Goddard, wake mode.

661
00:34:16,580 --> 00:34:18,110
 All right, come on, boy.

662
00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:19,670
 Race you to the kitchen.

663
00:34:20,659 --> 00:34:20,840
 (GODDARD BARKS)
Whoa!

664
00:34:21,260 --> 00:34:23,270
(LAUGHING) Beat ya!

665
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,710
 Hey, Mom, did you get
anymore purple Flurp?

666
00:34:28,820 --> 00:34:29,719
 Mom?

667
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:35,900
 "Dear son/daughter,"

668
00:34:35,900 --> 00:34:38,934
 (JIMMY READING)

669
00:34:38,984 --> 00:34:40,617
 (CARL READING)

670
00:34:41,620 --> 00:34:44,530
 Yeah. My parents
went to Florida too.

671
00:34:44,530 --> 00:34:46,149
 That's weird.
Hmm?

672
00:34:46,540 --> 00:34:48,730
 From the look of it,

673
00:34:48,730 --> 00:34:51,790
 I'd say a lot of parents
are gone.

674
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:55,179
 (SPUTTERING)
Did they all
go to Florida?

675
00:34:55,179 --> 00:34:56,889
 Maybe they went
to get juice
or something.

676
00:34:56,889 --> 00:35:00,680
 I don't digest pulp well.
It makes me bloaty.

677
00:35:02,090 --> 00:35:04,820
 Goddard, scan
for adult life-forms.

678
00:35:08,420 --> 00:35:09,950
 Just as I thought.

679
00:35:09,950 --> 00:35:12,320
 There are absolutely
no adults

680
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,150
anywhere within radar.

681
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,180
 They're gone.
The whole city.

682
00:35:17,210 --> 00:35:19,370
 No parents.

683
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,560
 No parents.
Hmm.

684
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:24,500
 ALL: (GASP) No parents!

685
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,113
 (WHOOPING, SHOUTING)

686
00:35:27,213 --> 00:35:28,713
 (PUNK SONG PLAYING)

687
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:32,740
 Excuse me!

688
00:35:35,770 --> 00:35:37,300
 I'm letting out
the cold.

689
00:35:37,570 --> 00:35:40,090
 I'm peeing in the shower.

690
00:35:40,570 --> 00:35:43,960
 Whee!
Llama, llama, llama!
(LAUGHS)

691
00:35:44,815 --> 00:35:46,182
 (ALL SHOUTING, LAUGHING)

692
00:35:49,660 --> 00:35:52,360
 I'm walking up
the down escalator.
(CHUCKLES)

693
00:35:52,630 --> 00:35:54,490
  ♪ My clothes don't match,
my clothes don't match

694
00:35:54,490 --> 00:35:56,350
  ♪ I'm out in public
and my clothes don't match ♪

695
00:36:01,323 --> 00:36:02,923
 (SNIFFS, GROWLS)

696
00:36:03,023 --> 00:36:04,557
 (SCREAMS)

697
00:36:04,657 --> 00:36:06,657
(LAUGHING)

698
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:08,620
 (LAUGHING)
I'm still doin' it.

699
00:36:08,890 --> 00:36:10,450
 Go, go, go!

700
00:36:10,890 --> 00:36:11,790
 (HORN HONKING)

701
00:36:13,530 --> 00:36:15,180
 Welcome
to the candy bar.

702
00:36:15,180 --> 00:36:17,130
 Whoopee cushion
or non-whoopee cushion?

703
00:36:17,780 --> 00:36:19,313
 (CUSHIONS FARTING)
(KIDS LAUGHING)

704
00:36:19,413 --> 00:36:20,813
 Jimmy!

705
00:36:20,913 --> 00:36:22,680
 (SHOUTING, LAUGHING)

706
00:36:23,813 --> 00:36:24,680
 (GODDARD BARKS)

707
00:36:25,740 --> 00:36:27,330
 What'll it be, boys?

708
00:36:28,307 --> 00:36:29,273
 Mmm.

709
00:36:30,450 --> 00:36:32,730
 We'll have
what he's throwing.

710
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,170
 Excellent choice.

711
00:36:39,630 --> 00:36:40,610
 Hang on! Whoo!

712
00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:45,480
 No skiing in the halls!

713
00:36:45,527 --> 00:36:46,727
 (ROARS)

714
00:36:46,890 --> 00:36:49,080
 Don't make me get
the protractor!

715
00:37:10,890 --> 00:37:12,123
 (GODDARD PANTING)

716
00:37:12,223 --> 00:37:13,490
 (SNIFFING)

717
00:37:13,823 --> 00:37:15,056
 (WHIMPERS)

718
00:37:16,390 --> 00:37:17,656
 (SLURPS)

719
00:37:17,756 --> 00:37:18,890
 (GROANS)

720
00:37:19,590 --> 00:37:20,820
Morning, Goddard.

721
00:37:21,510 --> 00:37:24,360
 Oh, my head.
What a night.

722
00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:28,200
 Oh, I'm stuffed now.
I... I couldn't
have another...

723
00:37:30,030 --> 00:37:31,110
 Okay, one more.

724
00:37:31,110 --> 00:37:33,510
 I'm gonna have one more,
and then that'll be it.

725
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:38,280
 What a battle.
Are there any survivors?

726
00:37:39,570 --> 00:37:40,410
 Help me.

727
00:37:40,903 --> 00:37:42,103
 (MOANING)

728
00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:46,380
 I remember
my first time.

729
00:37:46,410 --> 00:37:48,390
 Shake it off, Neutron!
(LAUGHS)

730
00:37:50,060 --> 00:37:51,410
 I gotta get home.

731
00:37:51,410 --> 00:37:53,360
 Mom and Dad
might be back by now.

732
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:54,320
 Come on, Goddard.
(BARKS)

733
00:37:57,617 --> 00:37:58,783
 (GROANS)

734
00:37:58,883 --> 00:37:59,783
 (MUSIC PLAYS)

735
00:38:02,017 --> 00:38:03,350
 (LAUGHING)

736
00:38:03,350 --> 00:38:04,760
  We interrupt
this program

737
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,650
  to bring you
this special report.

738
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,240
  Hey, knock it off, Arnie.
 (ARNIE LAUGHS)

739
00:38:09,170 --> 00:38:11,150
 (CLEARS THROAT)
Trouble in paradise.

740
00:38:11,150 --> 00:38:13,580
 That's what some kids are
saying in the aftermath

741
00:38:13,580 --> 00:38:16,820
 of yesterday's
"Mom and Dad are gone"
celebrations.

742
00:38:17,150 --> 00:38:18,290
 Here's Courtney Tyler.
(GIGGLES)

743
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,960
 What started
as an awesome day

744
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,120
 has become, like,
a real bummer.

745
00:38:23,150 --> 00:38:23,810
 Help us!

746
00:38:24,020 --> 00:38:25,700
 Mommy!
KID: I don't know
how to make lunch!

747
00:38:26,570 --> 00:38:27,980
 Somebody hold me!

748
00:38:28,700 --> 00:38:31,940
 (SOBBING)
I was playing
on the teeter-totter,

749
00:38:32,150 --> 00:38:35,480
 and the next thing I knew
I was on the ground,

750
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,700
 and my knee hurt.

751
00:38:38,326 --> 00:38:39,860
 (CLEARS THROAT)

752
00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:43,520
 Reports of tummy aches,
owies and constipation

753
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,580
 have reached
epidemic numbers
over the past few hours,

754
00:38:46,580 --> 00:38:49,070
 with little indication
of slowing down.

755
00:38:50,420 --> 00:38:52,310
 (SNIFFLING) And so
we were gonna see

756
00:38:52,310 --> 00:38:54,740
 who could eat
the most cotton candy.

757
00:38:55,910 --> 00:38:57,860
 (SOBBING) And I won.

758
00:38:59,570 --> 00:39:02,360
 I want my mommy!
(BELCHES)

759
00:39:04,670 --> 00:39:07,040
 So, there you have it.

760
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:10,640
 I want my mommy too!

761
00:39:10,774 --> 00:39:12,474
 (WAILING)

762
00:39:16,340 --> 00:39:18,680
 Mom? Dad?

763
00:39:19,674 --> 00:39:20,674
 (GODDARD WHIMPERS)

764
00:39:29,290 --> 00:39:31,180
 What kind of parents
take off

765
00:39:31,180 --> 00:39:32,800
 and leave their kid?

766
00:39:35,470 --> 00:39:37,870
And they didn't even
say good-bye.

767
00:39:37,970 --> 00:39:39,237
 (WHIMPERS)

768
00:39:43,030 --> 00:39:47,080
  Son, your mother and I just
wanted to say good-night.

769
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,870
  Yes, and to tell you
that we love you.

770
00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:54,370
  We only do what we do
because we love you.

771
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,250
  Maybe we can all go
to Retroland next weekend,

772
00:39:57,250 --> 00:39:58,270
  the three of us.

773
00:39:58,270 --> 00:40:01,450
  GODDARD:   What about
my fabulous dog, Goddard?

774
00:40:01,990 --> 00:40:05,350
  Sure, your fabulous dog,
Goddard, too.

775
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:07,000
  Well, good-night, son.

776
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,880
  Good-night, Jimmy.
Sweet dreams.

777
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:11,320
 We'll see you
in the morning.

778
00:40:15,220 --> 00:40:18,550
 Okay, so they said
good-night.

779
00:40:19,660 --> 00:40:20,740
In the morning?

780
00:40:20,770 --> 00:40:21,970
 Hey, wait a minute!

781
00:40:21,970 --> 00:40:24,460
 Play back the last part
again, audio only.

782
00:40:24,460 --> 00:40:25,390
 (TAPE WHIRRING)

783
00:40:25,390 --> 00:40:27,730
  JUDY:   Good night, Jimmy.
Sweet dreams.

784
00:40:27,730 --> 00:40:29,050
  We'll see you
in the morning.

785
00:40:29,530 --> 00:40:31,030
 There! Now, why would
she say that

786
00:40:31,030 --> 00:40:32,410
 if they weren't
gonna be here?

787
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,330
 Come on, Goddard,
we're going to the lab.

788
00:40:34,330 --> 00:40:35,196
 (GODDARD BARKS)

789
00:40:36,190 --> 00:40:38,770
 JIMMY: Hmm, it's
just as I thought.

790
00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:40,750
 The serifs and kerning
on this note

791
00:40:40,750 --> 00:40:42,940
 don't match Mom and Dad's
handwriting at all.

792
00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:44,980
 This note's a fake!
(GODDARD BARKS)

793
00:40:45,490 --> 00:40:46,570
What is it, boy?
(SCANNER BEEPING)

794
00:40:46,570 --> 00:40:47,800
 (GODDARD BARKS)

795
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:51,280
 The long-range
space scanner,
it detected something.

796
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:55,120
 Filtering out
background radiation,
and...

797
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,350
 There it is!

798
00:40:56,350 --> 00:40:57,670
 Jumpin' Jupiter.

799
00:40:57,850 --> 00:41:01,480
 The Earth's been
visited by aliens!

800
00:41:02,610 --> 00:41:06,600
 Okay, so, uh,
me, you and a dog

801
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:11,580
 are gonna battle
an alien civilization,
right, by ourselves?

802
00:41:11,610 --> 00:41:15,000
 Oh, but he's a good dog.
Aren't you, boy?

803
00:41:15,030 --> 00:41:17,640
 Hey, you know,
the last time
we tried this, Jim,

804
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,010
 we couldn't even
break free of the atmosphere.

805
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:23,580
 I know, I know.
But I recalculated
the thrust-to-fuel ratio,

806
00:41:23,580 --> 00:41:25,830
 and I've adjusted
the engine accordingly.

807
00:41:27,270 --> 00:41:28,380
 (GROWLING)
I can fix that.

808
00:41:28,380 --> 00:41:29,400
 NICK: Neutron!

809
00:41:29,910 --> 00:41:30,943
 (ALL MOANING)

810
00:41:32,043 --> 00:41:33,210
 (YELLS)

811
00:41:33,210 --> 00:41:34,200
 What is it?

812
00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:35,880
 An angry mob!
(CARL SCREAMS)

813
00:41:40,470 --> 00:41:43,830
 In times of crisis,
intellectuals are always
the first to go!

814
00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:46,650
 Well, they don't look angry,

815
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,660
 they look like
they're about to barf.

816
00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:51,210
 Hey, let me go!
You are messing with powers

817
00:41:51,420 --> 00:41:53,730
 far beyond your mortal
comprehension, my friend!

818
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:54,840
 Okay, Neutron.

819
00:41:55,230 --> 00:42:00,150
 Ultra Freak here says
you really know what
happened to all our parents.

820
00:42:00,180 --> 00:42:02,310
 Hey, Jimmy, how ya doin'?
I didn't say nothing

821
00:42:02,310 --> 00:42:04,020
 about our parents being
abducted by aliens... Ahh!

822
00:42:04,620 --> 00:42:06,270
 Where's my mom and dad?

823
00:42:06,654 --> 00:42:08,520
 (ALL CLAMORING)

824
00:42:09,730 --> 00:42:11,790
 Goddard,
star map 72, please.

825
00:42:11,790 --> 00:42:12,690
 (BARKS)

826
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,120
 Right about there.

827
00:42:17,210 --> 00:42:19,700
 Long-range sensors picked up
these ion trails,

828
00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:22,370
 indicating the departure
route for whatever
alien intelligence

829
00:42:22,370 --> 00:42:23,420
 has abducted our parents.

830
00:42:23,420 --> 00:42:26,120
 And, as you can see,
they lead to somewhere
in the Orion star system,

831
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:27,920
approximately three million
light-years away.

832
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,020
 So, we'll need
to leave by Friday.

833
00:42:30,050 --> 00:42:33,020
 Okay, that gives us
about two days to collect
the necessary plutonium,

834
00:42:33,020 --> 00:42:36,890
 design and test our fusion
engines and build our fleet
of interstellar warships.

835
00:42:36,890 --> 00:42:40,160
 Um, we'll also need to bring
snacks. Any questions?

836
00:42:45,350 --> 00:42:47,990
 Are you sure
about this, Neutron?

837
00:42:48,140 --> 00:42:50,840
 Well, the data seems
to support this hypothesis.

838
00:42:50,870 --> 00:42:54,500
 Never argue
with the data.

839
00:42:55,700 --> 00:42:58,760
 Okay, Neutron,
here's the lowdown.

840
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:02,690
 You get us to those
kidnapping alien scuzballs,

841
00:43:02,690 --> 00:43:05,210
 and I'll take it from there.

842
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,250
 We're getting
our parents back.

843
00:43:07,250 --> 00:43:08,717
 (CROWD CHEERING)

844
00:43:11,284 --> 00:43:12,517
 (POP SONG PLAYING)

845
00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:26,690
 Okay, Ben, that's good.
Let it down slow.

846
00:43:26,690 --> 00:43:28,970
 Two more turns, Emma.
Not too tight.

847
00:43:28,970 --> 00:43:30,004
 (GRUNTING)

848
00:43:31,580 --> 00:43:33,830
 Yup. Tape adhesion
is within
operational limits.

849
00:43:34,550 --> 00:43:36,860
 Oh! What... Cindy!

850
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:40,700
 Cindy, what did
you do to that
intergalactic starship?

851
00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:44,930
 We thought that
the deep recesses of space
could use a feminine touch.

852
00:43:44,930 --> 00:43:46,430
 What do you
think, Jimmy?

853
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:48,980
 Hmm, yeah, it's okay.
I guess.

854
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:50,860
 They kind of
ruined it though.

855
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:55,030
 Hey, Jimmy!
Do these fusion reactors
need fuel rods?

856
00:43:55,030 --> 00:43:58,480
 Come on, Sheen.
It's not rocket science.
You just have to...

857
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,720
 Actually, (CHUCKLES)
I guess it is rocket science.

858
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,360
 No fuel rods, Sheen!
Oh, okay.

859
00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:10,150
 JIMMY: And for
the final touch...

860
00:44:11,260 --> 00:44:12,250
  ♪ Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy

861
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,620
  ♪ To the rescue
through the big blue sky

862
00:44:14,890 --> 00:44:17,080
  ♪ It's Jimmy Neutron time ♪
 Hmm.

863
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,320
 Good work, everybody.

864
00:44:20,350 --> 00:44:23,560
 We're ready
for intergalactic travel.

865
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:26,500
 Neutron, this is gonna
work, right?

866
00:44:26,530 --> 00:44:28,720
 Yeah, Jimmy.
What if it doesn't work?

867
00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:29,680
 It will work!

868
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:32,710
 I'm 95% sure it will.

869
00:44:32,740 --> 00:44:34,270
 Uh, 95?
Yeah.

870
00:44:34,270 --> 00:44:36,850
 Yeah? And the other 5%?

871
00:44:37,420 --> 00:44:38,770
 We blow up.

872
00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:41,170
 (CROWD MURMURS)
But just a little.

873
00:44:41,260 --> 00:44:44,260
 Look, 95 is still an "A."

874
00:44:44,710 --> 00:44:48,670
 Yeah, I can deal with that.
I never got 95 in my life.

875
00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:54,550
 You heard the man.
Stop suckin' your thumbs,
and let's light this candle!

876
00:45:00,910 --> 00:45:03,100
 Goddard, initiate
launch sequence.

877
00:45:04,060 --> 00:45:05,860
 ELECTRONIC VOICE:
  Please make sure
your seat belts are fastened

878
00:45:05,860 --> 00:45:10,060
  and remember to keep
your hands and arms inside
the vehicles at all times.

879
00:45:24,580 --> 00:45:25,240
 Yeah!

880
00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:26,774
 (UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)

881
00:45:28,161 --> 00:45:29,527
 Whoo-hoo!

882
00:45:42,089 --> 00:45:42,956
 (YELLING)

883
00:45:43,443 --> 00:45:44,376
 Whoa!

884
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,960
 Come on, everybody.
Get in formation.

885
00:45:55,830 --> 00:45:57,180
 Carl, you're too low.

886
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:59,850
 Come on,
you stupid butterfly!

887
00:45:59,850 --> 00:46:00,180
 Will you... (SCREAMS)

888
00:46:06,660 --> 00:46:08,040
 Go, counterpart, go!

889
00:46:10,050 --> 00:46:12,780
 Hang on. We're passing
through the stratosphere.
(ALL GASPING)

890
00:46:13,410 --> 00:46:14,700
 Now, the mesosphere.

891
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,250
 Entering ionosphere.

892
00:46:18,870 --> 00:46:22,350
 Now I know why
they all end in "fear!"

893
00:46:23,490 --> 00:46:27,600
 That's it, baby.
Engaging pulse
rockets... Now!

894
00:46:28,623 --> 00:46:30,256
 (ALL SCREAMING)

895
00:46:32,370 --> 00:46:33,870
Come on, come on,
come on, come on.

896
00:46:36,336 --> 00:46:38,136
 (ALL CHEERING)

897
00:46:57,222 --> 00:46:58,722
 (ALL SCREAMING)

898
00:47:01,230 --> 00:47:04,280
 JIMMY: Look, Goddard,
the wonders of the universe.

899
00:47:04,370 --> 00:47:09,770
 We're witnessing
celestial events no person,
or dog, has ever seen.

900
00:47:11,510 --> 00:47:13,640
 It's incredible.

901
00:47:18,543 --> 00:47:19,676
 (SCOFFS)
(GASPS)

902
00:47:20,162 --> 00:47:21,029
 (GRUMBLES)

903
00:47:22,190 --> 00:47:24,500
 Beautiful, isn't it, Nick?

904
00:47:24,710 --> 00:47:27,480
 Yeah, yeah.
Wake me when
we get there.

905
00:47:29,190 --> 00:47:29,910
 BOY: Hey, Jimmy!

906
00:47:31,020 --> 00:47:33,720
 Do you think we can
rotate ships after a while?
(BARFING)

907
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,210
 Hey, we'll switch!

908
00:47:42,870 --> 00:47:46,470
 Hey, this astronaut food
isn't too bad.

909
00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:48,450
 That's toothpaste, Carl.

910
00:47:49,140 --> 00:47:50,880
Oh. Minty.

911
00:47:52,730 --> 00:47:54,770
 Hey, what's happening?

912
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:56,000
 Meteor shower!

913
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:58,310
 Evasive action!

914
00:48:01,053 --> 00:48:02,586
 (KIDS SHOUTING)

915
00:48:08,510 --> 00:48:11,660
 I do so relish
these times of peril.
(SHRIEKS)

916
00:48:16,510 --> 00:48:18,144
 (KIDS SCREAMING)

917
00:48:26,177 --> 00:48:27,444
 (SCREAMING)

918
00:48:29,310 --> 00:48:31,220
 Whoa, whoa, whoa!

919
00:48:32,570 --> 00:48:34,460
 That was close.
(GASPS) Look out!

920
00:48:35,240 --> 00:48:35,540
 Oh!

921
00:48:37,906 --> 00:48:39,440
 (WHOOPING)

922
00:48:42,100 --> 00:48:43,810
 We gotta find shelter!

923
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:47,080
 Asteroid bearing
236, mark seven degrees.

924
00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:48,310
 Come on!

925
00:48:50,767 --> 00:48:52,867
 (KIDS YELLING)

926
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:15,730
 BOY: So then,
these three filmmakers

927
00:49:15,730 --> 00:49:17,620
 find all these sticks
in the trees

928
00:49:17,620 --> 00:49:19,540
 shaped like stick people,

929
00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:22,300
 and the girl filmmaker
starts cryin',

930
00:49:22,300 --> 00:49:27,370
and her nose starts dripping,
and they don't have
any tissue at all.

931
00:49:27,370 --> 00:49:28,370
 (KIDS GASPS)

932
00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:29,590
 None?

933
00:49:30,130 --> 00:49:31,430
 None.
Oh.

934
00:49:31,810 --> 00:49:34,360
 So then,
they start to hear

935
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:38,680
 really scary noises and voices
coming from outside.

936
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,920
 So, they leave the tent.

937
00:49:42,700 --> 00:49:44,050
 (SCREAMING)
Don't leave the tent!
Don't leave the tent!

938
00:49:44,050 --> 00:49:48,580
 Oh, yeah, Carl,
they leave the tent,
and they follow the voices,

939
00:49:48,580 --> 00:49:51,160
 when from out
of the darkness
comes the...

940
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:52,227
 (IMITATING MONSTER)

941
00:49:52,227 --> 00:49:53,550
 (ALL SCREAM)

942
00:49:53,550 --> 00:49:57,880
 Oh, man, that was so choice!
You should have
seen your faces.

943
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:00,910
 (WHIMPERS)
Did they really
leave the tent, Nick?

944
00:50:02,830 --> 00:50:06,850
 Hey, there's a red giant!
And that's a white dwarf!

945
00:50:06,850 --> 00:50:09,160
 You can relate, huh, Neutron?
(LAUGHING)

946
00:50:12,310 --> 00:50:14,020
 Hey, Jimmy,
what's the matter?

947
00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:16,230
 Listen, in case
you haven't noticed,

948
00:50:16,230 --> 00:50:19,080
 I'm not exactly
the tallest guy around.

949
00:50:19,110 --> 00:50:23,760
 Shorty, squirt,
small stuff, shrimp...
Gets to you after a while.

950
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,950
 And next year,
there'll be dances.
Oh!

951
00:50:26,070 --> 00:50:30,480
 What girl wants to dance with
a guy who looks like he should
still be in Gymboree, huh?

952
00:50:30,510 --> 00:50:32,820
(WHISPERING)
I didn't think
we liked girls yet, Jim.

953
00:50:34,710 --> 00:50:36,600
 Oh, we don't,
we don't. No. Ugh!
Okay.

954
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,840
 Not yet.
However, one day, Carl,

955
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:42,870
 an influx of hormones
that we can't control

956
00:50:42,870 --> 00:50:44,850
 will overpower
our better judgment

957
00:50:44,850 --> 00:50:48,660
 and drive us to pursue
the female species
against our will.

958
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,120
 Stop talking
like that, Jimmy!

959
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:53,370
 You're gonna
give me nightmares.

960
00:50:53,370 --> 00:50:54,930
 Uh, listen,
I wouldn't worry, Carl.

961
00:50:54,930 --> 00:50:58,110
 I have a feeling puberty
is light-years away
for you and me.

962
00:51:02,190 --> 00:51:06,270
 You know, we should
have never wished
on that star, Jimmy.

963
00:51:06,270 --> 00:51:09,990
 And I... I...
I miss my folks.

964
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:14,220
 My mom used to tuck me
in bed every night

965
00:51:14,220 --> 00:51:17,160
 before she was abducted
by aliens.

966
00:51:18,450 --> 00:51:21,960
 (SNIFFLING)
Before my dad
was abducted by aliens,

967
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,990
 he would always
read me to sleep.

968
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:29,010
 And before my mom
was inducted by aliens,

969
00:51:29,130 --> 00:51:33,540
 she would rub my tummy,
and she'd sing...

970
00:51:33,797 --> 00:51:36,664
  ♪ Nonny, nonny, nonny ♪

971
00:51:37,530 --> 00:51:38,820
 What?
Nothing!

972
00:51:39,450 --> 00:51:42,930
 Come on, you guys.
We gotta keep our heads.

973
00:51:43,650 --> 00:51:44,940
 We'll find them.

974
00:52:09,150 --> 00:52:10,183
 (KIDS SCREAMING)

975
00:52:15,140 --> 00:52:15,530
 Hmm? (SNIFFING)

976
00:52:18,150 --> 00:52:19,650
 (BARKS)

977
00:52:19,910 --> 00:52:20,690
What is it, boy?

978
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:28,160
 Sensor sweeps reveal
many advanced cities
and ion energy signatures.

979
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:29,360
 That's it!

980
00:52:29,570 --> 00:52:32,570
 We found it!
I repeat, we found it!

981
00:52:32,570 --> 00:52:34,837
 (CHEERING)

982
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:37,730
 Nick, we'll contact you
as soon as we find
the parents,

983
00:52:37,730 --> 00:52:41,110
 so you can kick
some alien buttocks!
Piece of cake!

984
00:52:41,270 --> 00:52:44,060
 Okay, scouting party,
follow me!

985
00:52:45,110 --> 00:52:46,360
 I'll be back, Nick!

986
00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:57,770
 Wow, what is that?

987
00:52:58,340 --> 00:53:00,173
 (POP SONG PLAYING)

988
00:53:21,050 --> 00:53:21,710
 Wow!

989
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:23,540
 They've evolved beyond

990
00:53:23,540 --> 00:53:25,760
 the need for mere
conventional bodies.

991
00:53:26,090 --> 00:53:29,770
 They must be
an advanced species
millions of years ahead of us.

992
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:34,750
 Wow! When I sneeze,
it looks like
an advanced species too.

993
00:53:35,770 --> 00:53:36,610
 BOTH: Ew!

994
00:53:36,943 --> 00:53:38,176
 (BARKS)

995
00:53:40,870 --> 00:53:42,760
 JIMMY: Okay, they're this way.

996
00:53:43,370 --> 00:53:44,570
 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

997
00:53:46,450 --> 00:53:47,620
 Right this way, Sire.

998
00:53:50,020 --> 00:53:53,350
 Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Ooblar, these humans
look so scrawny.

999
00:53:53,770 --> 00:53:56,710
 Hardly very appetizing.
Are you sure they're yummy?

1000
00:53:57,100 --> 00:53:59,320
 I assure you,
my slimy sovereign.

1001
00:53:59,740 --> 00:54:01,690
 Poultra will be
quite pleased.

1002
00:54:01,720 --> 00:54:05,410
 Humans are mostly water,
with a crunchy bony center.

1003
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,300
 Think nuts and chews.

1004
00:54:07,630 --> 00:54:09,970
 There they are.
What are they doing?

1005
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,640
 What are those
goofy-looking things
on their heads?

1006
00:54:12,670 --> 00:54:16,330
 It looks like some kind
of mind-control device.

1007
00:54:16,570 --> 00:54:18,580
 Mom, Dad. Dad!

1008
00:54:18,700 --> 00:54:20,710
 It's me, Jimmy.
Over here.
(YAWNS)

1009
00:54:20,710 --> 00:54:23,710
 Jim, Jim, Jim, Jimmys,
James, James, Jim.

1010
00:54:23,890 --> 00:54:27,970
 Big, fiery, flying Jimmy.
Hi, uh, Jimmy.

1011
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,820
 Some dream, huh?
Attack of the big egg people.

1012
00:54:30,820 --> 00:54:33,520
 I think I've seen
this one before.
No, Dad.

1013
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:36,670
 You're wearing
a mind-control device.
Take yours off. Hurry!

1014
00:54:38,054 --> 00:54:39,287
 (BEEPS)

1015
00:54:39,580 --> 00:54:42,070
 Dad?
Intruder alert!
Intruder alert!

1016
00:54:42,340 --> 00:54:44,110
Dad, no, no!
No! Shh!
Intruder alert!

1017
00:54:44,110 --> 00:54:45,610
 (QUACKING)

1018
00:54:45,610 --> 00:54:47,950
 Jimmy, your dad's like
a mind-controlled duck man.

1019
00:54:48,850 --> 00:54:51,040
 Let's get outta here!
Let's go!

1020
00:54:51,070 --> 00:54:54,340
 HUGH: Come back!
Join us, Jimmy!
Join us.

1021
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:55,870
 Oh!
(GASPS)

1022
00:55:02,260 --> 00:55:04,120
 KING GOOBOT: Well, well.

1023
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:08,280
 If it isn't the littlest
rescue party. How cute.

1024
00:55:08,310 --> 00:55:10,620
 Hello, itty-bitty humans.

1025
00:55:10,620 --> 00:55:13,410
 You let us go,
you big ball of phlegm!

1026
00:55:13,410 --> 00:55:15,450
 That's no way to talk
to the King!

1027
00:55:15,450 --> 00:55:17,040
 He is the royal phlegm.

1028
00:55:17,460 --> 00:55:19,050
 Ooblar.
Sorry, Sire.

1029
00:55:19,290 --> 00:55:23,730
 I think it's only fair
to warn you that if you don't
release us within 24 hours,

1030
00:55:23,730 --> 00:55:29,280
 an army of highly-trained
combat specialists is poised
to destroy your entire planet.

1031
00:55:29,310 --> 00:55:31,050
 Oh, really?
Really.

1032
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:35,340
 Oh, my!
Our entire planet?
Whatever shall we do?

1033
00:55:35,790 --> 00:55:40,620
 Do you mean this army
of highly-trained
combat specialists?

1034
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,290
 Hey, it's Nick!
Hey, Nick! Uh-oh.
(GASPS) Nick!

1035
00:55:45,780 --> 00:55:48,120
 (GRUNTS)
Get your grubs off me,
egghead! Ahh!

1036
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:53,040
 KING GOOBOT:
Don't look so surprised.
We're an advanced alien race.

1037
00:55:53,070 --> 00:55:54,420
 What did you expect?
(LAUGHS)

1038
00:55:55,770 --> 00:55:58,020
 What do you want
with our parents?

1039
00:55:58,290 --> 00:56:01,380
 It's not what I want.
It's what Poultra wants.

1040
00:56:01,410 --> 00:56:04,320
 Who's Poultra?
Poultra is our god.

1041
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:07,230
 The mightiest,
most ferocious
creature in all...

1042
00:56:07,590 --> 00:56:10,860
 Oh, I get tired
of answering this.
Roll tape.

1043
00:56:13,620 --> 00:56:18,540
  Hello and welcome
to our special edition
of Poultra, God of Wrath.

1044
00:56:18,540 --> 00:56:20,550
  Brought to you by goom...
  (TAPE FORWARDS)

1045
00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:23,070
 Commercials! Hate them.

1046
00:56:24,030 --> 00:56:26,610
  Welcome back.
If you're watching this,

1047
00:56:26,610 --> 00:56:29,340
  chances are your friends
and/or relatives

1048
00:56:29,340 --> 00:56:32,670
  are about to be sacrificed
to the mighty Poultra.

1049
00:56:32,670 --> 00:56:34,950
Which is a great
honor indeed.

1050
00:56:34,950 --> 00:56:36,600
  Oh, and very painful.

1051
00:56:38,130 --> 00:56:38,520
 (LAUGHING)
  Whew!

1052
00:56:39,150 --> 00:56:43,550
  And this year's human
sacrifices feature something
very special.

1053
00:56:43,550 --> 00:56:45,260
  Actual humans!

1054
00:56:45,260 --> 00:56:48,590
  And it's all thanks
to Jimmy Neutron.

1055
00:56:48,770 --> 00:56:50,990
  Greetings from planet Earth!

1056
00:56:51,020 --> 00:56:55,040
  I'm Jimmy Neutron,
and you're an alien life-form.

1057
00:56:55,130 --> 00:56:58,100
 You know,
without the coordinates
you gave us,

1058
00:56:58,100 --> 00:57:00,980
 we never would have found
your puny little planet.

1059
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:05,570
 For such a tiny Earthling,
you've been a very big help,
Jimmy Neutron.

1060
00:57:06,140 --> 00:57:09,440
 Guards, throw
these minuscule vermin
into the dungeon

1061
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:10,970
 until they're
of worthier size.

1062
00:57:10,970 --> 00:57:15,350
 And, oh, give Mr. Neutron
the presidential suite.

1063
00:57:15,350 --> 00:57:16,717
 What?
(LAUGHING)

1064
00:57:17,982 --> 00:57:20,282
 (GROANING)
(BARKS AND GROWLS)

1065
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:25,550
 Oh! Isn't this
a funny-wunny little toy!

1066
00:57:25,550 --> 00:57:28,040
 (SCREAMING)

1067
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:29,780
 Get it off me!
Get it off!

1068
00:57:31,290 --> 00:57:34,250
 Take this infernal
thing to the lab
and have it torn apart!

1069
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:36,860
 Oh, yes,
great saliva-armed one.

1070
00:57:38,900 --> 00:57:40,130
 Hold it!
Move along.
No!

1071
00:57:40,130 --> 00:57:41,600
 Goddard!
Move!

1072
00:57:42,613 --> 00:57:43,880
 (BARKS)

1073
00:57:56,580 --> 00:57:57,880
 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

1074
00:58:04,413 --> 00:58:05,647
 (SCREECHING)

1075
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:11,630
 NICK: So, it was Neutron
all along.

1076
00:58:11,660 --> 00:58:13,520
 I mean, he got us
into this.

1077
00:58:13,550 --> 00:58:17,740
 BOY: Hey, Jimmy,
didn't your parents ever tell
you not to talk to strangers?

1078
00:58:17,770 --> 00:58:19,720
 That's rule number one.

1079
00:58:19,750 --> 00:58:22,720
 Oh, come on, you guys!
Give him a break.

1080
00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:25,870
 Jimmy didn't mean to ruin
our lives and get our parents

1081
00:58:25,870 --> 00:58:28,180
 eaten by a giant
space monster!

1082
00:58:28,660 --> 00:58:31,330
 She's right.
We... We need
to ask ourselves,

1083
00:58:31,330 --> 00:58:33,550
 "What would Ultra Lord do?"

1084
00:58:33,580 --> 00:58:35,350
 Well, let's think
about that, Sheen.

1085
00:58:35,380 --> 00:58:38,410
 Maybe sit on a shelf,
because he's a doll!

1086
00:58:38,410 --> 00:58:41,140
 He's not a doll!
He's an action figure!
There's a difference.

1087
00:58:41,170 --> 00:58:43,630
 Come on, Nick,
let Sheen talk.

1088
00:58:43,630 --> 00:58:45,370
 Maybe he's onto something.

1089
00:58:45,370 --> 00:58:47,470
 What would Ultra Lord
do, Sheen?

1090
00:58:47,860 --> 00:58:51,400
 Well, in episode 224,
he fried the Zeebot's brain

1091
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,170
 with his heat-seeking
infra-thought.

1092
00:58:53,170 --> 00:58:54,730
 It was cool!

1093
00:58:56,650 --> 00:58:58,900
 Well, um,
I'm convinced, folks.

1094
00:58:58,900 --> 00:59:02,320
 Um, that's pretty much
the stupidest thing
I've ever heard!

1095
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:04,900
 No, this is the stupidest
thing you've ever heard!

1096
00:59:04,900 --> 00:59:06,200
 (GIBBERISH)

1097
00:59:07,210 --> 00:59:09,370
 Oh, you're such a baby!
Guys...

1098
00:59:09,370 --> 00:59:10,360
 Why don't
you leave me alone?

1099
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:12,430
 You're just picking on me
because you're insecure!

1100
00:59:12,730 --> 00:59:14,920
 Jimmy, you there?

1101
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:15,820
 (CLEARS THROAT)

1102
00:59:16,090 --> 00:59:18,670
 Look, don't listen to them.

1103
00:59:18,670 --> 00:59:20,290
 They're just scared.

1104
00:59:20,740 --> 00:59:22,330
 Are you okay?

1105
00:59:22,870 --> 00:59:25,720
 (SNIFFLING)
Yeah. I'm fine.

1106
00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:28,330
 Don't be so hard
on yourself.

1107
00:59:28,450 --> 00:59:29,980
 We'll get out of this.

1108
00:59:29,980 --> 00:59:31,420
 (SNIFFLING)

1109
00:59:31,420 --> 00:59:34,480
 Okay. So, you made
a mistake.

1110
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:37,000
 Beating yourself up
isn't gonna fix anything.

1111
00:59:37,390 --> 00:59:40,900
 You know, I was the smartest
kid in school

1112
00:59:40,900 --> 00:59:42,460
 until you came along.

1113
00:59:42,820 --> 00:59:46,420
 And I admit you know more
about some things than I do.

1114
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:49,660
 But I know one thing
that you don't
seem to get,

1115
00:59:49,780 --> 00:59:52,960
and that's that
we're never getting
outta here without you.

1116
00:59:53,790 --> 00:59:56,490
 So, why don't you
buck up, mister,

1117
00:59:56,490 --> 00:59:59,370
 and put that big brain
of yours back to work?

1118
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:01,110
 Nick can handle
the fighting stuff,

1119
01:00:01,110 --> 01:00:03,960
 but first we have
to get out of this cell.

1120
01:00:05,220 --> 01:00:06,010
 (SNIFFLING)
Um, Cindy?

1121
01:00:08,190 --> 01:00:10,830
 Wh... Why are you being
so nice to me?

1122
01:00:11,130 --> 01:00:14,430
 'Cause there's
a bunch of kids in here
that need you.

1123
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:17,220
 And I do too.

1124
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:27,360
 Oh! I am never complaining
about my parents again.

1125
01:00:27,387 --> 01:00:28,254
 (SHRIEKS)

1126
01:00:29,610 --> 01:00:32,160
 We didn't even get
our one phone call.

1127
01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:34,110
 That's it!

1128
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:36,630
Libby, let me see
your cell phone.

1129
01:00:36,630 --> 01:00:39,480
 Okay, but I don't think
my service plan covers

1130
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,220
 anything outside
our solar system.

1131
01:00:41,580 --> 01:00:42,750
 Who're you calling?

1132
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:44,190
 A friend of mine.

1133
01:00:48,150 --> 01:00:50,190
 (LAUGHING)
All right,
little Earth doggy.

1134
01:00:50,670 --> 01:00:55,350
 Ooblar is going
to take you apart
into tiny little pieces.

1135
01:00:55,950 --> 01:00:56,490
 All right?

1136
01:00:58,117 --> 01:00:59,317
 (GASPS)

1137
01:01:02,580 --> 01:01:03,900
 Hey! Give me that!

1138
01:01:06,090 --> 01:01:07,890
 Fine! We'll use
this one then.

1139
01:01:08,220 --> 01:01:11,670
 No, no, no, no! Oh!

1140
01:01:11,910 --> 01:01:14,160
 Would you stop that?
Those are mine!
(BARKS)

1141
01:01:14,820 --> 01:01:15,210
 Oh! (SCREAMS)

1142
01:01:16,590 --> 01:01:17,100
 (PANTING)
Oh!

1143
01:01:24,330 --> 01:01:27,540
 That's not funny. Stop it!
And give me my thing!

1144
01:01:27,810 --> 01:01:29,670
 (RING TONE)
Come on, boy, pick up.

1145
01:01:29,833 --> 01:01:31,700
 (PHONE RINGING)

1146
01:01:31,700 --> 01:01:34,490
 Oh, good! Good.
Perhaps we'll get somewhere.

1147
01:01:35,780 --> 01:01:37,250
 (BARKS)
Goddard, you're okay.

1148
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:40,490
 (BARKS)
I miss you too, boy.

1149
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:42,620
 Listen, what's
your situation?

1150
01:01:42,620 --> 01:01:45,120
 (WHIMPERING AND GROWLING)

1151
01:01:46,700 --> 01:01:47,930
 Evil scientist, huh?
(BARKS)

1152
01:01:48,620 --> 01:01:51,680
 Okay, I've got an idea.
Put me on speaker, Goddard.

1153
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:55,550
  JIMMY: (ON SPEAKER)
  Danger! Danger!

1154
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:58,940
  You have initiated
self-destruct sequence alpha.

1155
01:01:59,090 --> 01:02:01,790
 Ooh! That's my bad.
Back in you go.

1156
01:02:02,420 --> 01:02:05,300
Self-destruct sequence
is now engaged.

1157
01:02:05,330 --> 01:02:08,240
 No, no, no, no, no!
I put it back in.
You understand me?

1158
01:02:08,570 --> 01:02:13,100
  This unit will yield
a 50-megaton nuclear blast
in exactly 10 seconds.

1159
01:02:13,130 --> 01:02:14,240
 That's not good!

1160
01:02:14,270 --> 01:02:18,770
  Please clear a 30-square
mile area. Thank you
and have a nice day.

1161
01:02:19,220 --> 01:02:21,980
  10, nine...
 (SCREAMS)

1162
01:02:21,980 --> 01:02:23,240
 No! Bad dog!
Ahh! Mother!

1163
01:02:25,070 --> 01:02:26,120
 Is he gone, boy?
(WHIMPERS)

1164
01:02:27,530 --> 01:02:30,830
 Great! Lock on to the signal
and get here as fast
as you can.

1165
01:02:30,897 --> 01:02:31,897
 (BARKS)

1166
01:02:38,870 --> 01:02:40,040
 Halt! Who goes there?
(BARKS)

1167
01:02:41,510 --> 01:02:42,650
 Ooh, the guard!

1168
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:44,990
By order of the
most esteemed King Goobot,

1169
01:02:44,990 --> 01:02:49,040
 it is my great privilege
and honor to mercilessly
exterminate you.

1170
01:02:49,070 --> 01:02:51,680
 Think, think.
Goddard, play dead.

1171
01:02:59,903 --> 01:03:00,936
 (BARKS)

1172
01:03:02,930 --> 01:03:05,480
 Aww, good boy, Goddard,
good boy!

1173
01:03:05,510 --> 01:03:07,900
 Guess I'll make that bug
a feature, huh?

1174
01:03:07,900 --> 01:03:09,790
 Good dog, Goddard!
Way to go Goddard!

1175
01:03:09,820 --> 01:03:10,840
 You're a good robot.

1176
01:03:10,870 --> 01:03:13,510
 Come on!
Let's get the others!
Nice work, Jimmy.

1177
01:03:15,604 --> 01:03:17,104
 (CLAMORING)

1178
01:03:17,470 --> 01:03:20,230
 Hey, Cindy, thanks.

1179
01:03:20,350 --> 01:03:23,350
 If you ever tell anyone
I was nice to you,

1180
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:25,510
 you'll wind up
looking like that guy.

1181
01:03:27,190 --> 01:03:30,880
Let's go, Neutron!
It's egg-scrambling time.

1182
01:03:31,270 --> 01:03:32,590
 Wait for me, Nick!

1183
01:03:32,860 --> 01:03:36,100
 Come back... Please?

1184
01:03:41,627 --> 01:03:42,860
 (CROWD CHEERING)

1185
01:03:48,850 --> 01:03:50,620
 Bring out the humans!

1186
01:03:51,484 --> 01:03:53,050
 (FANFARE PLAYING)

1187
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:08,350
 Come on, it's show time!
Everybody out.
(LAUGHS)

1188
01:04:08,893 --> 01:04:09,960
 (BEEPS)

1189
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:12,293
 (CROWD SHOUTING)

1190
01:04:12,730 --> 01:04:14,230
 Open the head!

1191
01:04:14,230 --> 01:04:16,060
 Human time! Yeah!

1192
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:24,400
 Kick it!

1193
01:04:29,126 --> 01:04:31,026
 (COMICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1194
01:04:32,793 --> 01:04:33,726
 (CLAPPING)

1195
01:04:45,900 --> 01:04:48,870
 Oh! Look, you guys,
a football game!

1196
01:04:48,870 --> 01:04:50,220
 Uh, I don't think so, Carl.

1197
01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:52,080
 Goddard, binoscope mode!

1198
01:04:57,500 --> 01:04:58,900
 (MUSIC CONTINUES)

1199
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:04,800
 Wow, what a lame
halftime show.

1200
01:05:04,980 --> 01:05:08,520
They're making our parents
dance so lame.

1201
01:05:08,550 --> 01:05:11,730
 No, my dad really
dances like that.

1202
01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:16,890
 The festival is starting.

1203
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:19,200
 Our parents!
They'll be eaten!

1204
01:05:19,230 --> 01:05:23,640
 Nobody eats my parents
unless I say so!
Come on!

1205
01:05:25,590 --> 01:05:28,410
 Begin the incubation!

1206
01:05:28,423 --> 01:05:30,790
 (CROWD CHEERING)
(CACKLING)

1207
01:05:34,830 --> 01:05:36,810
 JIMMY: C'mon, Nick.
Show them
what you're made of!

1208
01:05:37,657 --> 01:05:38,757
 Halt!

1209
01:05:39,810 --> 01:05:41,340
 Hey, cool spear.

1210
01:05:41,910 --> 01:05:45,120
 Oh, you really think so?
Well, yeah, I guess so,
because I saw this one...

1211
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:46,020
 Mind if I try?

1212
01:05:47,276 --> 01:05:48,543
 (SCREAMS)

1213
01:05:48,690 --> 01:05:49,350
 No, no, no!

1214
01:05:50,490 --> 01:05:52,230
 My hero!

1215
01:05:52,323 --> 01:05:53,490
 (KIDS CHEERING)

1216
01:05:54,150 --> 01:05:55,050
Come on, everyone!

1217
01:05:55,860 --> 01:05:56,400
 CINDY: Come on!

1218
01:05:57,960 --> 01:05:59,294
 (KIDS CHEERING)

1219
01:06:08,027 --> 01:06:09,327
 (GROWLING)

1220
01:06:10,227 --> 01:06:12,494
 (SCREAMING)

1221
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:18,060
 My hero?

1222
01:06:18,510 --> 01:06:21,050
 Okay, we need another plan.

1223
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:22,850
 Probably a Nick-less one.
(WHIMPERING)

1224
01:06:24,377 --> 01:06:25,343
 (CROWD GASPS)

1225
01:06:30,377 --> 01:06:32,977
 (CROWD CHANTING)
Poultra! Poultra!

1226
01:06:37,250 --> 01:06:41,360
 Citizens of Yolkus,
I, King Goobot V,

1227
01:06:41,540 --> 01:06:44,990
 give you sacrifice!

1228
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:46,940
 (CROWD CHEERING)

1229
01:06:53,210 --> 01:06:54,440
 (STAMMERING)
That's a big chicken.

1230
01:06:56,110 --> 01:06:58,543
 (SQUAWKS)

1231
01:07:00,443 --> 01:07:02,210
 (CROWD SQUAWKS)

1232
01:07:02,577 --> 01:07:04,010
 (SQUAWKS)

1233
01:07:04,010 --> 01:07:05,450
 What do we do now?

1234
01:07:05,710 --> 01:07:06,843
 (SQUAWKS)

1235
01:07:17,043 --> 01:07:18,443
 (CHUCKLING)

1236
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:22,160
 Think! Think!

1237
01:07:29,990 --> 01:07:31,070
  Brain blast!

1238
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:34,520
 Okay, everybody, listen up.
We don't have much time.

1239
01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:36,500
 I've got to make it
to that control tower.

1240
01:07:36,530 --> 01:07:38,990
 Cindy, Libby,
you and the others
keep the guards busy

1241
01:07:38,990 --> 01:07:40,820
 until Sheen arrives
with the ship.

1242
01:07:40,820 --> 01:07:43,970
 Okay, I heard the ship part,
but was that,
"Sheen, get the ship"?

1243
01:07:43,970 --> 01:07:45,740
 Yeah. Yeah!
Oh! Wait. Oh.

1244
01:07:45,740 --> 01:07:47,990
 Listen, there's a transport
ship in that airfield

1245
01:07:47,990 --> 01:07:49,790
 big enough to carry
all of us out of here.

1246
01:07:49,790 --> 01:07:51,920
 I need you to get it here
as fast as you can.

1247
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:53,570
 But I... I don't have
a driver's license.

1248
01:07:53,570 --> 01:07:54,920
 I have no
hand-eye coordination.

1249
01:07:55,540 --> 01:07:58,460
Sheen, ask yourself,
what would Ultra Lord do?

1250
01:08:01,010 --> 01:08:06,260
 I accept this responsibility,
understanding the consequences
you've bestowed against me.

1251
01:08:07,370 --> 01:08:10,910
 Poultra, din-din.
Yummy, yummy, foodie-woodie.

1252
01:08:11,210 --> 01:08:14,410
 (SQUAWKS)

1253
01:08:14,780 --> 01:08:18,350
 This is it, people.
These crummy aliens stole
our parents.

1254
01:08:18,439 --> 01:08:20,050
 It's time to show them
what we're made of.

1255
01:08:20,050 --> 01:08:24,430
 We're tough, we're mean!
Darn it, we're carbon-based
life-forms!

1256
01:08:24,430 --> 01:08:26,470
 Now, who's gonna
kick buttocks?

1257
01:08:26,470 --> 01:08:28,270
 ALL: The carbonated
life-forms!

1258
01:08:28,496 --> 01:08:30,230
 (CHEERING)

1259
01:08:30,319 --> 01:08:31,352
 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

1260
01:08:35,020 --> 01:08:38,830
What? What?
What is this?
Stop those kids!

1261
01:08:38,930 --> 01:08:40,130
 After 'em!

1262
01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:45,130
 Cindy, purple Flurp!

1263
01:08:47,260 --> 01:08:50,410
 Hmm. Dragon whips
her tail. Yah!

1264
01:08:50,410 --> 01:08:51,443
 (GRUNTS)

1265
01:09:00,220 --> 01:09:01,480
 Let's dance!
Huh? Huh?

1266
01:09:03,930 --> 01:09:04,730
 (MUSIC GETS LOUDER)

1267
01:09:05,496 --> 01:09:06,830
 (SCREAMING)

1268
01:09:09,910 --> 01:09:11,050
 Yeah, Jimmy!

1269
01:09:12,250 --> 01:09:12,850
 Come on, boy!

1270
01:09:15,010 --> 01:09:15,939
 Jimmy!

1271
01:09:16,420 --> 01:09:18,130
 Carl, show-and-tell!

1272
01:09:19,300 --> 01:09:19,870
 Come here, you!

1273
01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:23,470
 Whoa! I can't see!
I can't see!

1274
01:09:24,607 --> 01:09:25,707
 (SCREAMS)

1275
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:29,979
 You want some?
You want some?
You want a piece of me?

1276
01:09:29,979 --> 01:09:30,845
 (WAILING)

1277
01:09:31,330 --> 01:09:32,790
 I didn't think so!

1278
01:09:33,229 --> 01:09:34,430
 (HUMMING)

1279
01:09:39,563 --> 01:09:40,963
 (SQUAWKS)

1280
01:09:41,370 --> 01:09:44,970
 Munchy, crunchy time.
(CHUCKLES)
There you go!

1281
01:09:47,700 --> 01:09:50,340
Fetch, boy!
Hey, hey,
gimme that!

1282
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:52,470
 Come back here!
Everybody up.

1283
01:09:53,833 --> 01:09:55,300
 (SQUAWKS)

1284
01:09:56,544 --> 01:09:57,477
 (GASPS)

1285
01:10:02,370 --> 01:10:05,100
 Hey, nice party!
Gotta blast!

1286
01:10:05,370 --> 01:10:06,990
 Neutron!

1287
01:10:07,950 --> 01:10:09,180
 Okay, let's move out.

1288
01:10:12,180 --> 01:10:15,660
 Guards, vaporize
the Earth brats!

1289
01:10:17,346 --> 01:10:18,346
 (BARKS)

1290
01:10:21,420 --> 01:10:22,860
 Hurry! Head to the exit!

1291
01:10:25,590 --> 01:10:28,050
 Hey, where's Sheen?
I don't know.

1292
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:30,150
 Stop them!

1293
01:10:31,253 --> 01:10:32,520
 (SQUAWKS)

1294
01:10:36,673 --> 01:10:37,907
 (SQUAWKS)

1295
01:10:44,010 --> 01:10:44,520
 All right, Sheen!

1296
01:10:48,090 --> 01:10:51,060
 Your ship awaits,
Captain Jimmy!

1297
01:10:52,623 --> 01:10:53,623
 (SQUAWKS)

1298
01:10:54,447 --> 01:10:55,747
 (CROWD SCREAMING)

1299
01:11:00,159 --> 01:11:00,959
 (BOTH WHIMPER)

1300
01:11:04,470 --> 01:11:05,820
 Ooblar, protect! (SCREAMS)

1301
01:11:10,550 --> 01:11:11,660
 Oh, pooh!

1302
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:14,180
 Everybody to the ship!

1303
01:11:17,060 --> 01:11:20,090
Poultra, quickly!
Your dinner's getting away!

1304
01:11:20,120 --> 01:11:23,060
 Okay, get moving.
Let's get outta here.
Come on!

1305
01:11:23,327 --> 01:11:25,494
 (SNORTS AND SQUAWKS)

1306
01:11:26,443 --> 01:11:27,576
 (BARKS)

1307
01:11:29,630 --> 01:11:32,660
 We gotta do this quick!
Launch positions.

1308
01:11:33,470 --> 01:11:36,350
 Core temperature optimal.
Engaging primary plasma coils.

1309
01:11:36,350 --> 01:11:37,370
 Jim, I think
we better leave now.
Beginning countdown.

1310
01:11:37,820 --> 01:11:39,770
 Ten, nine, eight.

1311
01:11:39,770 --> 01:11:40,703
 (SQUAWKS)

1312
01:11:41,330 --> 01:11:42,110
 One!

1313
01:11:52,730 --> 01:11:53,864
 (SQUAWKS SADLY)

1314
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:55,610
 To the ships!

1315
01:11:55,610 --> 01:11:57,530
 And could someone
bring me a bucket?

1316
01:12:00,643 --> 01:12:01,677
 (CHEERING)

1317
01:12:01,910 --> 01:12:04,640
 Jimmy, here they come!

1318
01:12:06,276 --> 01:12:07,676
 (KING LAUGHS)

1319
01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:13,460
 Time to discipline
the naughty children.
Open fire!

1320
01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:28,190
 Okay, who wants
fried chicken?

1321
01:12:30,053 --> 01:12:31,486
 (KIDS SCREAMING)

1322
01:12:51,340 --> 01:12:54,880
 So, Neutron,
now it's just you and I.

1323
01:12:54,910 --> 01:12:56,500
 All weapons on-line!

1324
01:12:57,640 --> 01:13:02,200
  ♪ Ultra Lord is not
afraid of chickens
He is not afraid...

1325
01:13:05,650 --> 01:13:09,100
  ♪ Okay, He may me a little bit
afraid of chickens ♪

1326
01:13:09,250 --> 01:13:11,350
 This thing's too slow.
I can't outrun 'em!

1327
01:13:11,350 --> 01:13:12,430
 Incoming message.

1328
01:13:12,430 --> 01:13:13,510
 On screen.

1329
01:13:14,290 --> 01:13:17,110
  You see, Jimmy,
you can't win.

1330
01:13:17,110 --> 01:13:20,290
  All of your friends
and family would be safe
at home.

1331
01:13:20,290 --> 01:13:23,560
  If it wasn't for one
little problem. You.

1332
01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:24,190
Little?

1333
01:13:24,190 --> 01:13:26,890
  Now you all must die!
  (CACKLING)

1334
01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:32,050
 Little, huh? (SCOFFS)
I'll show you little.

1335
01:13:32,080 --> 01:13:34,120
 Cindy, take over.
Come on, boy.

1336
01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:35,680
 What are you doing?

1337
01:13:35,950 --> 01:13:37,990
 Is this one
of those macho things?

1338
01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:41,350
 I know we haven't
field tested this feature yet,

1339
01:13:41,350 --> 01:13:43,240
 but we have
no choice, buddy.

1340
01:13:44,410 --> 01:13:45,370
 Goddard, flycycle!
(BARKS)

1341
01:13:48,017 --> 01:13:48,884
 (BARKS)

1342
01:13:50,050 --> 01:13:51,250
 (YELLING)

1343
01:13:55,690 --> 01:13:59,590
 Would you look at this?
I do believe he's going
to ram us, Ooblar.

1344
01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:02,590
 Remind me to clean
the windshield later.
(LAUGHING)

1345
01:14:07,270 --> 01:14:10,150
 You steal my parents,
you threaten my dog.

1346
01:14:10,180 --> 01:14:12,220
 Itsy-bitsy Jimmy Neutron!

1347
01:14:12,220 --> 01:14:14,950
 He does look a bit small
and silly, doesn't he, Sire?

1348
01:14:14,980 --> 01:14:18,460
 You attack my friends,
and you made fun of my size!

1349
01:14:18,490 --> 01:14:21,100
 Tiny, tiny.
So, so tiny!

1350
01:14:21,150 --> 01:14:25,740
 Well, I may be small,
but I've got a big brain!

1351
01:14:32,460 --> 01:14:33,750
 (GASPS)
Not tiny!

1352
01:14:33,750 --> 01:14:36,090
 (BRAKES SQUEALING)

1353
01:14:36,090 --> 01:14:39,330
 Can't we just call
this whole thing a mistake
and go back to your plan,

1354
01:14:39,330 --> 01:14:41,970
 rendezvous for
universal brotherhood
and what not? (CHUCKLES)

1355
01:14:43,410 --> 01:14:43,590
 Hmph!

1356
01:14:44,697 --> 01:14:46,397
 (KING GOOBOT AND
OOBLAR SCREAMING)

1357
01:14:48,830 --> 01:14:50,163
 (CHEERING)

1358
01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:55,330
You've not seen
the last of us,

1359
01:14:55,480 --> 01:14:57,670
 Jimmy Neutron!

1360
01:15:00,610 --> 01:15:02,860
 You look marvelous
sunny-side up, Sire.

1361
01:15:02,980 --> 01:15:03,940
 That's no yolk.

1362
01:15:04,743 --> 01:15:06,076
 (CHEERING)

1363
01:15:06,940 --> 01:15:07,990
 All right, Jimmy!

1364
01:15:10,140 --> 01:15:12,450
 Orbiting around
Jimmy's big head.

1365
01:15:12,450 --> 01:15:14,820
 Estimated time to ear,
seven minutes.

1366
01:15:21,180 --> 01:15:24,150
 So, uh, I guess I can't
call you short anymore.

1367
01:15:24,270 --> 01:15:27,000
 Don't worry.
I'm sure there are all kinds
of other insults

1368
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,200
 you can come up with.

1369
01:15:31,860 --> 01:15:36,150
  ♪ Nonny, nonny, nonny
Nonny, nonny... ♪

1370
01:15:36,180 --> 01:15:39,330
 Let me tell you,
as soon as we get home,

1371
01:15:39,360 --> 01:15:41,700
 we're going out dancing!

1372
01:15:41,700 --> 01:15:43,966
 (HUMS)

1373
01:15:46,020 --> 01:15:47,070
 Ultra Dad!

1374
01:15:47,370 --> 01:15:48,930
Ultra Son!

1375
01:15:50,940 --> 01:15:52,650
 BOY: Dad? Daddy!

1376
01:15:53,010 --> 01:15:54,000
 Hey, Neutron!

1377
01:15:55,020 --> 01:15:56,280
 Nice job.

1378
01:15:57,830 --> 01:15:58,490
 Thanks.

1379
01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:02,990
 HUGH: I've got that
for you, dear.

1380
01:16:07,550 --> 01:16:09,230
 Mom, Dad,

1381
01:16:09,410 --> 01:16:13,220
 I should've listened
to you when you said
don't talk to strangers.

1382
01:16:13,490 --> 01:16:17,720
 See, I guess I thought
I was smart enough
to do everything on my own,

1383
01:16:18,380 --> 01:16:20,480
 that I didn't need you.

1384
01:16:20,600 --> 01:16:22,340
 But I was wrong.

1385
01:16:22,820 --> 01:16:24,620
 I love you guys.

1386
01:16:24,890 --> 01:16:27,380
 We love you too, Jimmy.

1387
01:16:27,470 --> 01:16:30,740
 Having a genius for a son
may not always be easy,

1388
01:16:30,740 --> 01:16:33,050
 but it's always
interesting.

1389
01:16:33,050 --> 01:16:35,000
 You make us so proud.

1390
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:36,680
 You sure do, son.

1391
01:16:37,010 --> 01:16:40,610
You know, not every family
gets to ride
in an alien spaceship

1392
01:16:40,610 --> 01:16:44,720
 hurtling through the universe
at warp speeds,
millions of miles from home.

1393
01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:45,990
 We thank you for that.

1394
01:16:46,020 --> 01:16:48,990
 Now you gotta admit,
that is pretty neat.

1395
01:16:48,990 --> 01:16:50,190
 (LAUGHING)

1396
01:16:55,740 --> 01:16:57,750
 There you are, gentlemen.

1397
01:16:58,020 --> 01:16:59,850
 Ahh! Freeze!
It's okay, Carl.

1398
01:16:59,850 --> 01:17:02,430
 It's just breakfast.
I knew that.

1399
01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:05,970
 I don't remember buying
this brand of soda.

1400
01:17:05,990 --> 01:17:07,890
 Uh, no! No, Mom, you...

1401
01:17:08,070 --> 01:17:10,040
 Jimmy, it's just soda.

1402
01:17:10,490 --> 01:17:11,360
 Mom, no!

1403
01:17:12,590 --> 01:17:13,490
 (BELCHES)

1404
01:17:14,120 --> 01:17:16,970
 Goodness! Excuse me!
(BURPS)

1405
01:17:18,290 --> 01:17:20,570
Boy, it's a scorcher
out there!

1406
01:17:20,870 --> 01:17:22,030
 Oh, thanks, honey.
Hugh! (BURPS)

1407
01:17:24,650 --> 01:17:26,840
 (BELCHES) At least it's
coming out of the attic,
not the basement!

1408
01:17:27,233 --> 01:17:28,566
 (LAUGHS AND BELCHES)

1409
01:17:28,910 --> 01:17:29,420
 Hugh! (BURPS)

1410
01:17:29,900 --> 01:17:30,710
 Mom! (LAUGHS)

1411
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:33,533
 (BURPING)

1412
01:17:35,267 --> 01:17:36,633
 (BURPING)

1413
01:17:38,530 --> 01:17:41,050
 James Isaac Neutron...
(BELCHES)

1414
01:17:43,930 --> 01:17:44,863
 (LAUGHS)

1415
01:17:53,730 --> 01:17:55,163
 (BARKS)

1416
01:17:57,430 --> 01:17:59,770
  ♪ Come on
♪ They don't understand

1417
01:17:59,770 --> 01:18:01,104
  ♪ Uh-uh
They don't understand

1418
01:18:01,104 --> 01:18:04,390
  ♪ They ain't gonna get it
No, no, if you feel me

1419
01:18:04,390 --> 01:18:06,550
  ♪ Holla, all you kids
all across the land

1420
01:18:06,700 --> 01:18:08,650
  ♪ Nah, Nah, come on
They don't understand

1421
01:18:08,620 --> 01:18:10,150
♪ Uh-uh
They don't understand

1422
01:18:10,630 --> 01:18:14,770
  ♪ They ain't gonna get It
No, no, if you feel me

1423
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:17,050
  ♪ Holla, all you kids
all across the land

1424
01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:20,110
  ♪ Romeo, what

1425
01:18:21,130 --> 01:18:22,060
  ♪ Parents just
Don't understand

1426
01:18:27,430 --> 01:18:30,070
  ♪ You know parents
are the same
no matter time or place

1427
01:18:30,070 --> 01:18:32,770
  ♪ They don't understand
us kids are gonna
make some mistakes

1428
01:18:32,770 --> 01:18:35,320
  ♪ So to you all the kids
across the land

1429
01:18:35,350 --> 01:18:37,600
  ♪ There's no need to argue
Parents just
don't understand

1430
01:18:37,950 --> 01:18:41,050
  ♪ Nah, nah
They don't understand

1431
01:18:42,580 --> 01:18:46,300
  ♪ They ain't gonna get it
No, no, if you feel me

1432
01:18:46,300 --> 01:18:50,050
 Onward, Mr. Wiggles.
We reach the cafeteria
by dawn!

1433
01:18:50,290 --> 01:18:51,070
 Ahh!
(ROARS)

1434
01:18:55,960 --> 01:18:58,330
  ♪ I Remember one year my mom
took me school shopping

1435
01:18:58,330 --> 01:19:02,080
  ♪ It was me, my brother,
my mom and my pop
and my little sister

1436
01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:05,920
  ♪ All hopped in the car
and headed downtown
to the gallery mall

1437
01:19:06,070 --> 01:19:08,650
  ♪ My mom started bugging
with the clothes she chose

1438
01:19:08,650 --> 01:19:11,100
  ♪ I didn't say
nothing at first
I just turned my nose

1439
01:19:11,100 --> 01:19:14,010
  ♪ She said, "What's wrong?
This shirt cost $50"

1440
01:19:14,010 --> 01:19:16,680
  ♪ I said, "This shirt is whack
and it's not worth a dollar"

1441
01:19:16,710 --> 01:19:19,020
  ♪ The next half-hour
was the same old thing

1442
01:19:19,050 --> 01:19:21,990
  ♪ My mom buying me clothes
from 1993

1443
01:19:21,990 --> 01:19:23,370
  ♪ Then she lost her mind
and did the ultimate

1444
01:19:24,420 --> 01:19:26,820
  ♪ I asked her for Assistant
and she bought me Skips

1445
01:19:26,820 --> 01:19:29,430
  ♪ I said, "Mom, whatcha doin'?
You're ruining my rep"

1446
01:19:29,460 --> 01:19:32,130
  ♪ She said,
"You're only a kid,
you don't have a rep yet"

1447
01:19:32,130 --> 01:19:34,710
  ♪ So to you all the kids
across the land

1448
01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:36,960
  ♪ There's no need to argue
Parents just
don't understand

1449
01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:40,680
  ♪ Nah, Nah, come on
They don't understand

1450
01:19:40,700 --> 01:19:41,866
♪ Uh-uh
They don't understand

1451
01:19:41,886 --> 01:19:45,520
  ♪ They ain't gonna get it
No, no, if you feel me

1452
01:19:45,540 --> 01:19:47,670
  ♪ Holla, all you kids
all across the land

1453
01:19:47,850 --> 01:19:51,240
  ♪ Nah, Nah, come on
They don't understand

1454
01:19:51,430 --> 01:19:52,860
  ♪ Uh-uh, they don't understand

1455
01:19:52,860 --> 01:19:55,950
  ♪ They ain't gonna get it
No, no, if you feel me

1456
01:19:55,950 --> 01:19:58,170
  ♪ Holla, all you kids
all across the land

1457
01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:01,140
  ♪ Uh, dig the situation

1458
01:20:01,140 --> 01:20:03,540
  ♪ Moms bounced out
for a week's vacation

1459
01:20:03,540 --> 01:20:06,000
  ♪ And she left the keys
to the 5-double-O

1460
01:20:07,440 --> 01:20:08,940
  ♪ Well, how is she gonna know?

1461
01:20:08,940 --> 01:20:11,340
  ♪ I'll just give the Benz
a little spin

1462
01:20:11,370 --> 01:20:14,040
  ♪ See what it look like
with 20-inch rims

1463
01:20:14,040 --> 01:20:16,440
  ♪ Then I'll be the man
in my neighborhood

1464
01:20:16,440 --> 01:20:19,500
  ♪ Well, maybe I shouldn't
Yeah, of course I should

1465
01:20:19,500 --> 01:20:21,570
  ♪ You paying attention?
'Cause the plot gets hot

1466
01:20:21,570 --> 01:20:24,270
  ♪ Yo, I pulled the whip up
to the end of the block

1467
01:20:24,270 --> 01:20:27,060
  ♪ That's when I saw
this nine-piece staring
in my grill

1468
01:20:27,060 --> 01:20:29,550
  ♪ My diamond rings blaring
from the steering wheel

1469
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:32,070
  ♪ She tried to pretend
like she ain't noticed Nick

1470
01:20:32,070 --> 01:20:34,860
  ♪ So I blow her a kiss
like I know this chick

1471
01:20:34,860 --> 01:20:37,590
WOMAN:   ♪ Um, how do I know
you're not sick?

1472
01:20:37,590 --> 01:20:39,930
  ♪ You could be some kind
of lunatic

1473
01:20:40,260 --> 01:20:42,360
  MAN:   ♪ Come on, sugar
It's Nick for Nick

1474
01:20:42,360 --> 01:20:45,540
  ♪ Besides, would a lunatic
push a whip like this?

1475
01:20:46,010 --> 01:20:48,500
  ♪ Nah, Nah, come on
They don't understand

1476
01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:50,360
  ♪ Uh-uh
They don't understand

1477
01:20:50,360 --> 01:20:53,300
  ♪ They ain't gonna get it
No, no, if you feel me

1478
01:20:53,330 --> 01:20:55,580
  ♪ Holla, all you kids
all across the land

1479
01:20:56,060 --> 01:20:58,250
  ♪ I agree that we were
on our way

1480
01:20:58,250 --> 01:21:00,950
  ♪ He was looking real good
So was I, I must say

1481
01:21:00,980 --> 01:21:03,410
  ♪ Whose car is this?
I'm a little curious

1482
01:21:03,410 --> 01:21:06,230
  ♪ So I smashed on the gas
Fast and furious

1483
01:21:06,350 --> 01:21:08,780
  ♪ I wasn't impressed
with the way
he burned rubber

1484
01:21:08,810 --> 01:21:10,700
  ♪ The car phone rang
♪ Yo, who is it?

1485
01:21:10,700 --> 01:21:14,090
  ♪ Your mother
♪ On the phone, wow
And the way my mom sounded

1486
01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:16,790
  ♪ There was no way
to avoid being grounded

1487
01:21:16,820 --> 01:21:19,010
  ♪ I can't believe it
I just made a mistake

1488
01:21:19,010 --> 01:21:21,800
  ♪ Well, parents are the same
no matter time or place

1489
01:21:21,800 --> 01:21:24,440
  ♪ So to you all the kids
across the land

1490
01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:26,960
  ♪ Take it from me
Parents just
don't understand

1491
01:21:27,860 --> 01:21:30,290
♪ Nah, nah, come on
They don't understand

1492
01:21:30,570 --> 01:21:32,090
  ♪ Uh-uh
They don't understand

1493
01:21:32,090 --> 01:21:35,060
  ♪ They ain't gonna get it
No, no, if you feel me

1494
01:21:35,090 --> 01:21:37,250
  ♪ Holla, all you kids
all across the land ♪

1495
01:21:42,530 --> 01:21:46,580
  ♪ Here to the stars
With my candy bars

1496
01:21:46,580 --> 01:21:50,600
  ♪ Rides a kid with a knack
for adventure

1497
01:21:51,980 --> 01:21:56,330
  ♪ Super-powered mind
A mechanical canine

1498
01:21:56,540 --> 01:22:00,080
  ♪ He rescues the day
from sure destruction

1499
01:22:01,190 --> 01:22:04,760
  ♪ He's gotta save the world
and get to school on time

1500
01:22:06,050 --> 01:22:10,610
  ♪ So many things to do
and not much time

1501
01:22:10,850 --> 01:22:13,430
  ♪ So on the ground
Up in the air

1502
01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:15,770
  ♪ Out into the atmosphere

1503
01:22:15,770 --> 01:22:19,280
  ♪ Who can we count on?

1504
01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:22,700
  ♪ Jimmy Neutron ♪

1505
01:22:24,053 --> 01:22:25,453
  ♪ Nah, nah
They don't understand

1506
01:22:26,590 --> 01:22:30,280
  ♪ They ain't gonna get it
No, no, if you feel me

1507
01:22:30,280 --> 01:22:34,090
 Onward, Mr. Wiggles.
We reach the cafeteria
by dawn!

1508
01:22:34,090 --> 01:22:36,590
 Ahh!
(ROARS)


